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National School Prince Is A Girl

Fu Jiu appears to be a normal lad in high school on the surface. But in fact, she (Yes! She!) is the hacker, Z, a villain-terminator in the online world of an alternate world. Having reincarnated into the body of a woman and being forced to disguise herself as a young man, she reigns over the game world, fights for justice, and puts a spell on all the girls around with her innate charm. However, her flirting comes across as gay to the rich Almighty Qin and his inner circle. Over time, the Almighty Qin falls for him… her. Has he turned gay for him… her? Now, that's confusing! Keywords: Rebirth, Face-slapping, Online gaming, Pet lover, Hacking, Chocolate-flavored lollipop Sugary Scene: Fu Jiu said, "Almighty Qin, do you have a girlfriend?" Qin Mo lowered his laptop. "No." Fu Jiu lowered her voice and started flirting carelessly. "You have one now, me." Upon hearing that, Qin Mo pounced on Fu Jiu domineeringly! Fu Jiu was stunned. "Wait, what are you doing?" Qin Mo replied, "Exercising my boyfriend rights." Please support us on Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/henyeetranslationsNSPG If we hit certain milestones, we will release more chapters in a mass release as well as increase the release rate!

I Forged the Myth of the Ancient Overlords

Traversing parallel worlds, Lu Ban, who only wanted to make some money by making films, awaken a System, which granted him rewards every time he completed a task. Awesome! Wait a second, look under the bed at midnight? Piano sounds in a theater deserted for twenty years? The artist of an art exhibition gone missing? As Lu Ban completed these tasks, he realized that this world might be haunted! This System is not normal. He found that the System not only sent him on deadly explorations in forbidden places but also recorded all his near-death experiences as video material, and later even threw Lu Ban into the Indescribable Another World! “Eh, if I edit these videos into a movie, wouldn't that be the perfect horror film?” Lu Ban began to understand everything. Thus, within the Foreign Domain, legends about the Ancient Overlord and the Indescribable horror began to spread. —— Another title of this book is "Strange Descent, Filming in Cthulhu's World" "What Did I Do Wrong to Live a Streamer's Life in an Infinite World?" "I, the Investigator, Excel at Getting in Over My Head" Keywords: Cthulhu, Original Infinite Streams, Myth-making, Roleplaying, Silly, Psychotic, a novel that heals the heart, light and enjoyable.

Apocalypse: I Have One More Keyword Than Others

Brave, sly, kind, slippery, generous, greedy, elegant, ferocious, happy, abnormal, honest, hypocritical... In this apocalyptic world, only by winning on the Alien Star battlefield can one obtain resources to ensure the continuity of civilization. Every warrior that enters the Alien Star battlefield receives a randomly assigned keyword that belongs to them. If one's actions align with their keyword, their attributes will rapidly grow, granting abilities akin to Superman. On the contrary, if they fail to comply, they will swiftly weaken; This is a world where performance skills are paramount; Performance skills equate to sustenance, performance skills are glory, performance skills provide privileges, performance skills are life... ... Already concluded with thousands of orders are the works "Dream Fufiller of Ten Thousand Realms", and "Ten Thousand Methods to Remove Players." There is a guarantee of completion, so please feel free to dive in.

Am I Lewd Enough??

Arthur finds himself being reincarnated into an erotic, fantasy game called [Oriana] and not to mention, he had reincarnated into a thick femboy called Willow?! How is he going to navigate through the gore, the lores and more importantly, evade the erotic content of the game where 90% of the characters want to fuck him to death? Guess he'll have to big brain this shit.

Elite Doting Marriage: Crafty Husband, Aloof Cute Wife

Wen Xuxu is a tenacious, talented, smart and brave woman who was fostered by the Yan family at the age of four when she lost both her parents. Brought up to be the successor of a huge conglomerate, Yan Rusheng is an aloof, intelligent and arrogant man who is the most sought-after bachelor in the capital city. Despite growing up together, both of them seem to treat each other as an eyesore. She labels him as a jerk and womanizer while in his eyes, she is a shrew. Over time, they fall for each other, but they continue to conceal their feelings for each other. By a twist of fate, they are forced into a marriage. And unknown to everyone else and Yan Rusheng, she has harbored a deep secret for many years… Keywords: Childhood sweetheart, Womanizer, Aloof, Soulmates, Forced marriage, Orphan, Secretary Sugary Scene： Suddenly, Wen Xuxu stretched her hand to clutch his wrist and pulled him forcefully. Yan Rusheng was caught off guard and he lost his footing. He fell on the bed and then his breathing became sluggish. Young Master Yan was afraid that he might lose control of himself and do something to Wen Xuxu... the woman he loathed. So he hastily raised his head. But he had barely moved away when Wen Xuxu stretched out her hands and put them around his neck. "Don't leave." We have a Patreon which you can support us at: https://www.patreon.com/elitedotingmarriage We have advanced chapters to offer, as well as goals to increase our weekly release rate!

Surviving in my Own Unpublished Failed Novel

CLICHES LIST: TOWER ✓ DUNGEONS ✓ CONSTELLATIONS ✓ A cliche story of a man, Russell Moon, who has been reincarnated inside his own novel – an unpublished one at that, if that even makes sense! Being in a new world that he was familiar with, he began to uncover the mysteries behind his reincarnation even after trying his best to avoid getting involved, knowing the clear ending of peace if he just let the main characters do their routines. However, he also discovered what he later called "Untouched Elements" These elements could be said to be translated into the saying, I didn't know this shit!

The Revered Magus

A man who once tasted the bitter flavor of betrayal and isolation has been given another chance in life, armed with a system and his wits from his previous life, how would he fare in a foreign world where the only thing that matters is not how right you are but how powerful you are? Rio Casmir is someone outside the scope of human understanding, for his objective, he will cheat, lie, scheme, and kill. He will tolerate no obstruction toward the apex of power Join our protagonist to see how he will venture the arduous path to the pinnacle of power. Keywords: Reincarnation, Action, Adventure, System, Male Protagonist, Anti-hero Protagonist, Calm Protagonist, Cautious Protagonist, Cheat, Selfish Protagonist, Strength-based Social Hierarchy, Hard-Working Protagonist

Obsession: the Lycan king's Human Mate

"Wha—" "You're pregnant!" She squealed, "Ah, young love. Don't worry. I will be with you every step of the way-" Adeline tuned her out and was focusing on the pamphlets that were kept on the other side of the room. Those that had the options of pregnancies. She wanted those, she wanted to know what other options did she have. "Can I have those?" she pointed to the papers and the doctor looked at them frowning. The doctor glanced at them and disapproval crossed her face. "Why? You don't need them." She was a wolf. Adeline realised. Shit. "Um," Adeline got up from the bed but the doctor stood in the way. "I need to . . go . . " The doctor gave her a tight-lipped smile. "Honey, you are in no state to leave but don't worry I will let your mate know and he will come here to pick you up." Shit. Shit. Shit. If he knew then her chances were slim. "No need for that!" They both turned to the door and Noah stood there, her protector as he claimed. "I am here to pick her up." He grinned and his eyes narrowed, compelling the woman. "Let's go." He turned to Adeline who ran along as the woman stood frozen. They walked out of the room and she palmed her belly. There was a life inside and now she had to choose. The child or her? But that is not all. Throw in human sacrifices, vampires, siren, voodoo aunts and of course, every supernatural myth coming true. Who was really going to protect her? ***** *Slow-burn*

Inggrid Shit List

Warning!!! Rate M untuk adegan dewasa dan kata-kata kasar. Volume 1-2 Jika membuat Inggrid jatuh cinta sama artinya dengan kemenangan terbesar dalam hidupnya. It's okay, Mika akan membuat wanita tidak peka itu jatuh cinta padanya dan setelah itu CAMPAKKAN! Volume 3-4 Pengalaman ditolak oleh cinta pertama membuat Hellen trauma untuk jatuh cinta dan pekerjaannya sebagai editor membuatnya semakin sibuk untuk sekedar keluar minum kopi dengan lawa jenisnya. Tapi siapa sangka jika keputusannya untuk pergi ke pesta ulang tahun teman kantor membuatnya bertemu dengan seorang dokter mesum bernama Arka Bagaskara! "Kau mau minum apa?" "Susu kalau boleh?" "Baiklah," "Dari sumbernya langsung?" Ya, ketidak beruntungan Hellen karena dia harus terperangkap dengan sosok dokter mesum tapi tampan.

Three Keywords

Inspired by Mr. Moon from 'The Great Storyteller'. Writing a story revolving around three keywords.

If the Deep Sea Forgets You

When Xia Qingyi wakes up and finds herself in a hospital without any memories of her past, what else can she do other than to approach the person who had saved her? Enter Mo Han, a renowned barrister in the legal world famous for his coldness, arrogance, and competence. With no one to take care of Xia Qingyi, Mo Han finds himself with no other choice but to act as her elder brother for the time being. However, it does not take long for him to realize that there was something wrong with the girl. What’s up with her ability to read others at a drop of a hat? How is she so adept in fighting? Just… who in the world is this girl? With his world being turned upside down with the appearance of this mysterious girl whose new world has nothing else but him, Mo Han’s search for her lost memories begins… Keywords: Memory loss, "Siblings"-turned-lovers, Unknown identity, Law

Zero: From Hero's Sidekick To The World's Strongest

50 years after the hero and her party defeated the demon lord trying to conquer the land, a new threat looms on the horizon. Another war is brewing as a malevolent force seeks to conquer the world. Meet Killian, the mysterious figure concealed behind the mask of the legendary mage, Zero, who was a vital member of the hero's party. In his day-to-day life, Killian assumes the role of a seemingly feeble healer, attracting the adoration of countless women. But now, the time has come for him to step out of the shadows and secure the peace his party once brought to this world. Unlike his past role as a mere sidekick, Zero has evolved into a formidable force, surpassing all expectations. As Zero, he becomes the world's savior, while continuing to masquerade as the unassuming healer, Killian. *** Warning: Spoilers Ahead. The MC is ridiculously overpowered; there's literally no one in this world who can defeat him! There are no stakes in this story! There's no depth of thought in this story; it's simply wish fulfillment for horny dudes. I'll improvise the plot as I go—encountering plotholes? Here, enjoy some fight scenes where the MC effortlessly defeats opponents. And oh, R18 chapters, anyone? Character development? Compelling characters? Nah, here, meet some one-dimensional women whose sole purpose is to clean the MC's pipe. And did I mention they're attractive? Beautiful one-dimensional women! You will see all kinds of women in here: humans, elves, beastkin girls, maids; single, engaged, married; first-timers, non-experts, experienced, experts; one who will ask you to be gentle, noble ladies, emotionless, cheerful, a girl who will literally kill you, tsundere, and all kinds of deres; flat, medium, large — all of them. I am writing them all because I am a dirty little piece of shit! The MC will rail shit tons of women like a rabbit in heat. NTR? I know you like this kind of shit, you dirty bastard! I like it too! (The MC will be the one doing the NTR) Yuri? Two girls sharing a kiss, am I right? Bark, bark! I have Fate/UBW to blame for this. Incest? Wincest! This is not a bait-and-switch; everything I mentioned above is literally in this book. If you have any problems with any of them, I recommend you stay as far away as possible from this novel. Don't read it just to blame me later. *** All characters appearing in this story are over 18 years old. No underage characters will be depicted.

Transmigrated Scoundrel's Exchange System

Han Cai had a very good life, as he was born into a wealthy merchant family. He had access to anything he wanted, and he was always safe, protected by guards at all times. His family was one of the wealthiest in the town, and no one dared to offend them. All of this was going to change. Han Cai's father was taking him to the Sky Soaring sect, where he would begin his life as a cultivator. His past life was filled with regret and loneliness, and he was grateful for the opportunity to start anew in the world. But honestly, he knew he was a Scoundrel in his past life and will be one in this life too. He looked at his system panel [Name: Han Cai] [Age: 10] [Life Span: 40 Years] »Strength: 1 »Perception: 1 »Agility: 1 »Speed: 1 »Constitution: 1 »Intelligence: 2 »Charm: 1 [Exchange Points: 820 (1/day)] [System Update : ? (Collect 1000 Exchange points to unlock)] [Initiate Law of Equal Exchange?] ______________________________________________ Keywords: Transmigration , Action, Adventure, System, Male Protagonist , Accelerated Growth ,Anti-social Protagonist ,Calm Protagonist ,Cautious Protagonist , Charming Protagonist, Cheat , Clones , Handsome Male Lead , Selfish Protagonist , Strength-based Social Hierarchy , Hard-Working Protagonist ______________________________________________

Wife Of A Ruthless Mafia Boss

Jazzie Zamora is a well-known model in the Philippines. She's rich, beautiful, elegant and has many other qualities that you will admire. Everyone believes that she has a perfect life, but little did they know that it was the other way around. Hellish; it's the exact word you can use to describe her life. Being a secret wife of a mafia boss was a dream that turned into a nightmare. Despite of all those shits happening, will she still choose to stay? How much can she put up for her ruthless husband?

Stranger Shit

"How can someone save someone else when they can't even help their selves?" It is not just about other people or the world. But about you. In this world full of strangers and shits, how well do you know yourself?

MARTIAL RESEARCH MASTER

Don't we all fantasize about our dream worlds, having us as the main character? The Mc, Long Tao, got accidentally killed and is reincarnated. Accompany him in his journey through the unequal society of cultivation as he rises to the very top. Defeating adversities, fighting odds and enemies, making friends, and experiencing betrayals. " An angel to my friends and a demon to my enemies." A legend is hereby born; view his journey of rising from the dead ashes, spreading his wings and conquering the skies " There is no path to the top of heaven except the one you forge with your own efforts." Check out my other books: 1) AIGIS: https://www.webnovel.com/search?keywords=aigis 2) The Saint's Lineage https://www.webnovel.com/book/the-saint's-lineage_22081005305211905 3) Legacy of the fallen family: https://www.webnovel.com/book/legacy-of-the-fallen-family_24970845306699505 4) Train-sys: https://www.webnovel.com/book/train-sys_16156814106150405 Join my discord server: https://discord.gg/zF5cUeK

Friend(Shit)

Bukan sepertinya lagi, namun nyatanya benar bahwa yang di katakan orang-orang tentang 'persahabatan antar lelaki dan perempuan' tidak ada yang benar-benar 'sebatas sahabat' saja. Pastilah ada salah satu di antaranya yang menyimpan rasa. Sayangnya, rasa itu malah menjadi boomerang tersendiri bagi Calisa yang merupakan sahabat dari Alardo. Menjadi satu-satunya sahabat pria itu, tidak lantas membuat Alardo menyukai Calisa. Lebih sakitnya lagi, Alardo malah menyukai sahabat Calisa. Calisa sebenarnya tidak masalah jika Alardo menyukai atau bersama dengan gadis lain, sungguh. Tetapi, entah kenapa ada rasa tidak rela ketika ia tahu, bahwa sahabatnya itu malah menjatuhkan pilihan pada sosok yang selama ini dirinya percayai. Rasanya seperti di tikam dari belakang secara sadar. Ia merasa ... terkhianati!

Shit Talker

Oh shit!

All I Want Is You Baby (BoyXBoy)

"I think that your brother is hotter than you. I'm leaving you" Kate Roberts, a high school student, is always referred as a 'good for nothing', while his twin sister Anna Roberts, is the queen of her class and is currently dating the hottest guy of the school, Brandon Johnson, who is often called the 'prince' of Kerlin County High. He is the best at everything he does. But suddenly, he dumps Anna, know the reason why? Check out the hottest and cutest love story, but it's just a bit different....how exactly? Well, you surely checked the genres. We've got you sarcastic humour- "I'm so fucking fabulous- I pee glitter, shit cupcakes and fart rainbows!!" Relatable humour- "..... I'm experiencing life at the rate of 1000 WTFs per hour" Friendship shit humour- "Oh Kate, what are you doing?" "Oh you know, hunting elephants" Killer humour "TWO PEOPLE DIED HERE!! AND ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE BROKEN GLASS WINDOW?! LIKE SERIOUSLY?!" Exaggerated humour- "You were supposed to clean a toilet! Not flush down two teachers with toilet water! How difficult was it?!" "...." Dirty humour "WHY CAN'T WE BE NORMAL?!" "Suck it, Harry" "Suck who?" "......" And of course more and more humour and romance "I love you with all my butt... I'd say heart but my butt is bigger" Time to have a laughter of your life!! "I have a bad memory" "How bad is it?" "How bad is what?" ALL I WANT IS YOU BABY!!