Jiang Xiaowei cleared her throat and said in a serious tone, "An American man, a French man, and a Chinese man were walking in the desert. They were exhausted, starving, and thirsty. As they walked, they picked up a bottle that happened to contain a genie. He said, 'I am a genie and can fulfill three wishes for each of you.' The American man liked capitalizing on the situation and said, 'First, I want a lot of money. Second, I would like more money. Third, I want to go back to America.' The genie nodded his head, waved his hand, and sent the American man home with his money. The French Man said, 'First, I want a lot of hot chicks. Second, I would like even more hot chicks. Third, I want to go back to France.' With a wave of the genie's hand, the French Man was sent back to France with his women. Lastly, the Chinese man said, 'My first wish is to have a bottle of baijiu.' (TL Note: Chinese equivalent of Vodka) The genie fulfilled his wish, and after the man finished drinking the first b