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TheGentlemenWorld
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2018-09-21 10:35

A young man was walking down the street with an extremely gloomy expression. "Damn it, why has my cultivation stagnated!? What am I doing wrong?" The young man yelled "Forget it, I'll think about this after I read some novels" As he was scrolling through the new novels, all he could find were romantic fictions. "Damn it! That's it! Romantic Fiction novels are literally the same **** over and over again!" As the young man said this, he suddenly felt like a massive piece of paper was broken. The energy in the atmosphere suddenly started charging into his body at a speed that would be completely impossible, normally. After the energy cleared he was stronger than anyone at than the same realm as him and he had talent that could dominate every genius but, this wasn't enough. "I see... Romantic Fiction novels will never change and will always be about face-slapping." As he said these words, the heavens heard this and were stunned. "How can such a genius exist!? We must bring him to join us!" After heaven decreed this, he immediately ascended to god-hood.

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SHIT!! I need to do a remix of this story before they publish this book. I don't want women coming and saying scary stuff to me. Ok here I go: A young man was walking down the street with an extremely gloomy expression. "Damn it, why am I not popular with women!? What am I doing wrong? I looks aren't horrible so what is it?" The young man yelled. "Forget it, I'll think about this after I read some novels" So, he opened up his phone and logged into webnovel. As he was scrolling through the new novels, all he could find were romantic fictions. "Awesome, I love romantic fiction novels! I don't get why most guys don't like them..." As the young man said this, he suddenly felt like a massive piece of paper was broken. Women started to cast secret glances and blushing while some of the more bolder women started to stare and drool which would normally be completely impossible. However, this wasn't enough. "Honestly, guys that only like wuxia books are narrow-minded. Romantic Fictions are so much better." As he said these words, women charged him at a speed that would make sports cars look slow. Some of the more... dangerous women tried to take off his clothes. Thankfully, he got away and soon became extremely rich. He died at an age of 110 and he was the richest and most popular man on Earth. WAHAHA, perfect! Now women can't start screaming about romantic fictions being number 1!

nnma
nnmaLv3

Hahahahaha Loving this

Inspirational
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You are rotten! 😂😂🤦🏾‍♀️

Wilsonesll
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hahaha,I think you are good at writing stories

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