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Joo_Tine
Joo_TineLv46yr
2018-07-28 15:38

StatsGuy... Where are you buddy? we need enlightenment. we need guidance. we need YOU!... even your stat disciple has also gone missing. dont tell me/us that you have gone on a secluded cultivation to breakthrough a bottleneck? or are you cursed by some demon king? or purged by some so-called hero? have you gone on an adventure to save the princess? are you trying to hide from the assassins sent by the emperor? or are you gathering intelligence from all those heretic / rebel cults? have you found the treasure that could have the humanity? or have you opened a chest that spreads plague and trying to contain it? have you been researching on new technique ? or teaching skills to your disciple? or are you resurrected in an ancient world? got sucked in a game you are playing? Dude, earth may not need you nor our country nor my dying neighbor, but power bestowed by the stones needs to be responsibly put in use. And your wisdom is our only way to know the right path. And also, We need YOU because our ENERGY STONES only replenish after 24 hours

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RustySwordImmortal
RustySwordImmortalLv5

up! calling stats guy

Efthee
EftheeLv14

lol this is like of those things where mc said have the girls missed thier panties? have the cows started giving birth? have the female pigs been gaining weight? you know those things that are in comedy novels. i lol'd at them everytime

smileX
smileXLv10

I think i saw his post about busy IRL stuff and retired...

dt8
dt8Lv5

True that

Temperance
TemperanceLv5

Statsssss

NaviMei
NaviMeiLv4

where are youu!

SauceMaster64
SauceMaster64Lv6

I've only saw it from two novels: Ultimate Scheming System & I'm Really a Superstar.

Efthee:lol this is like of those things where mc said have the girls missed thier panties? have the cows started giving birth? have the female pigs been gaining weight? you know those things that are in comedy novels. i lol'd at them everytime
Efthee
EftheeLv14

i think i saw one in the strongest system as well

SauceMaster64:I've only saw it from two novels: Ultimate Scheming System & I'm Really a Superstar.
SauceMaster64
SauceMaster64Lv6

I haven't read that due to many saying that it has a disappointing ending

Efthee:i think i saw one in the strongest system as well
Darker_
Darker_Lv13

#WhereIsStatsGuy 😢

inovade2
inovade2Lv5

i though statguy is from qidian? so he's not?

FilledWithHope
FilledWithHopeLv5

Nope.

inovade2:i though statguy is from qidian? so he's not?
FilledWithHope
FilledWithHopeLv5

May he shine light on our sulking figures.

Jammiru
JammiruLv5

You know you've been immersed in webnovels when you recognized these plots this fellow mentioned. Lol. Statsguy, where are you? 😂😂😂

Mathro
MathroLv5

According to Novel Updates: Chapters: at least 2171 Ongoing And that’s the only useful information on that site, the rest is unreliable.

Dao_Of_Uselessness
Dao_Of_UselessnessLv6

It seems that someone has started in the Dao of stats

Mathro:According to Novel Updates: Chapters: at least 2171 Ongoing And that’s the only useful information on that site, the rest is unreliable.
Mathro
MathroLv5

Merely a passing scholar

Dao_Of_Uselessness:It seems that someone has started in the Dao of stats
Asmodeuz
AsmodeuzLv5

In statsguys last review said he will be busy with his studies

AndikaIndra
AndikaIndraLv13

Statguys is busy with studying abroad

radams
radamsLv10

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