Perhaps you are a seeker of adventure, a lover of chaos, or merely a fool who has ventured too far to turn back now. Whatever the case, you are here. And for that, I offer you my deepest, most profound gratitude.
You could have done anything with your time—scaled mountains, fought dragons, discovered the secrets of the universe—yet, instead, you chose to witness my unhinged ramblings, my symphony of destruction, my absolute word vomit of fire, wind, and overdramatic internal monologues.
And so, after all that, after surviving this hurricane of excessive adjectives and explosive nonsense, I leave you with one final thought—one last, sacred message, etched into the annals of history with the gravitas of a god's whisper.
Thank you for reading this shit.
