Genshin Impact: My Villain System Isn't Working Properly
After transmigrating into Genshin Impact, there's good news and bad news. The good news is that I have a system. The bad news? It's a villain template system.
"Host, do you have any wishes?"
"I want to survive and marry many wives... does that count?"
"Yes, it counts, but you need to do one thing."
"What is it?"
"During the day, help old ladies cross the street, do good deeds..."
"If that's not possible, help Keqing fight domains, or assist Ningguang in finding Floating Lifestones."
"And of course, at night you must become a dark hero, punishing evil and promoting..."
"When do I get to sleep?"
"At your age, how can you even think about sleeping?"
"One last question - aren't you supposed to be a villain system? Helping me be a villain? Shouldn't villains be doing evil deeds and terrorizing people?"
"Yes, but I believe the Abyss Order and Fatui are actually the good guys. Is there a problem? Helping old ladies cross the street prevents them from exercising through walking, reducing their health - isn't that evil?"
Jiang Ning had to admit the system was brilliant.
And thus, an unconventional villain template was born.
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