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I'm not a poet but here are some that I came up with: Roses are red Moses is dead I like reading this Lying in bed or this Roses are red Violets are blue I read this book While in the loo how about this? Roses are red Tomatoes are weird I am the greatest Webnovel poet and the last one Roses are red You didn't read The author's note So now you're confused Hint: chapter 10 guys

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Author's Panel (Please ask me your questions in the comments of this review or make a new 5-star one for faster notification because I don't check daily. Anything less than a 5-star review will be ignored lol. I need those stars shining at their brightest. Alternatively, join the Discord server so we can settle this privately.) Announcement: Top 3 voter fans and gifters who send the book super gifts will get a special [Cultivator] role on my discord server. Please change your discord nickname on my server to your webnovel username and send me screenshots of your gifts and votes for verification. The role is re-evaluated monthly for top voters but anyone who gifts a super gift keeps it forever. Housekeeping matters: 1. Romance No, I have not decided if there will be romance yet. It depends on Anji's character development as she grows up. And no, if there is romance, there will not be harem. This is a cultivation story more focused on soul-searching for her identity and the meaning of life as she regains her cultivation back. 2. When will Anji grow up? I'm keeping her growth progress slow so you can enjoy her learning journey with her recovered cultivation base. There's no fast time skips. 3. Is there system or isekai or regressor or transmigration? No. Unfortunately, I've grown tired of those tropes of having an overly cheat-like character. Although Anji is powerful innately, she has to start with the unstable basics instead of using the plot armour. I can't guarantee there won't be plot holes but I'll try my best to avoid those. 4. What genre is this? Cultivation. Eastern Fantasy. Eastern historical (with major inaccuracies). Slight politics (royal palace stuff). Slice of life (family, friendship and fluff). Strong pretending to be weak/weak to strong (both applies in the case) Child protagonist. No harem. Let me know if I missed anything here that you want to clarify but I'd recommend reading the first 20 chapters yourself to judge. 5. Is your book free? Technically no. Literally yes. If you know, you know. However, I'd prefer it if you could contribute to paying for my water bills and coffee expenditure to keep doing this. Also, I'm addicted to cute purple Valorant skins. I might stream Valorant with my readers if I hit milestones in the future so join the discord server! 6. Where have you been all these years? I've been gone for a while but if you google the name [Destiny Aitsuji] you will get a sense of what I've been doing online. For the things I've been doing offline, I've sent myself back to university for the second time in my life for a career switch. Currently studying psychology and working on my health. Doctor fees are so expensive, it's where most of my savings went actually. Last but not least: a. Please review only 5 stars, I don't care what you put in those reviews. You can call me a witch and that's ok as long as it is 5 stars. b. If you read this work for completely free, you don't have complaining rights about upload speed. c. If you paid for this, know that every cents goes to a better Aitsuji welfare and I think you on behalf of every Aitsuji brain cell that survived Covid. d. If you commented in paragraphs or at the end of every chapter, you're the GOAT even if I don't reply to you. I like to lurk. So keep doing what you're doing! e. If you want my attention, be mature and respectful. I'm not your bro and you will get bonked. f. For those who want to make a fan wiki for this book and need more details, I'd be happy to provide them on discord. You'd also get the cultivator role. Every contributor can get that role as long as you create at least 1 page for something. Doesn't matter trivia, world-building, character, levelling guides or locations. It counts. g. If you made it to the end of this author's ego talk give me your best meme in the comments. Hint: I like the chipi chapa cat.

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