“Sin! It is decided. We are going to write a self-review!” “Miss… isn’t that a bit shameless? (even for you)” “Not at all! First, give five stars for character design” “OK, now THAT is shameless” “You don’t think I deserve five stars?” “Fine. I clicked 5 stars for that” “Good. Now, World Background - another 5 stars!” “What for?” “Because it’s the world where I’m in (and you too)” “…Ok” “Now, story development - give four stars” “Oh? You are being modest here, Miss. May I ask why?” “Because our story is not developing fast enough! This ship is way too slow! Of course, we can change that today if that’s what you want :Zing!:” “NO” “Right, then. Stability of updates - 5 stars” “THAT I agree with Miss. We have been putting out a chapter every day” “Good. Let’s hug each other and pat ourselves on the back” “No” “You are no fun…” “Next - writing quality. What should we do about this?” “Hm. I’m not quite sure. Let me call Ema and ask” :Ring: “Ema, it’s me” “What can I do for you, Miss?” “How many stars should I give for the Writing Quality category?” “Who’s been writing it?” “Sin” “I’d say 1 star” “Understood! Thanks, Ema!” :Clack: “OK, Sin - give 1 star for the Writing Quality” “Wha-? Miss? Our rating’s going to tank!” “It is what it is” “Please, Miss. Think about the shareholders” “Hmmmm” “Please…?” “Fine. Give it 4 stars!” “Thank you” And this is how I ended up giving self-review to our story.
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