Review Detail of Whitestar in I Can Create Monsters And Customize Them

Okay, I'll admit it. I've been binge-reading this book to the point that my reality is starting to warp. I tried to summon a ghoul to do my laundry, only to remember that my Divine Quality Card is a myth. It's just my credit card, and it's unfortunately only good for pizza delivery.I mean, where do I start with this protagonist? The guy wakes up in a different realm, and instead of doing the usual "Who am I?! Where am I!? What am I doing!?" routine, he starts fiddling with cards. It's like he looked at the supernatural beasts and said, "You guys stay put, I gotta sort my deck!" But hey, he's not just any card player. He's got the Divine Quality Card. So basically, he's the Picasso of monster creation. Tier 9 ghouls as a summon? Check. Custom-made monster variety pack? Double-check.And then, there's the Card Master Assessment. It's like your driving test but instead of parallel parking, you're warding off humanoid bats. If only the DMV were this exciting. I'd renew my license every week!Oh, did I mention the politics? It's like 'House of Cards' but instead of lobbying and blackmail, we've got card battles and monster showdowns. I'd pay good money to see that kind of legislative session!