A novel whose greatness overwhelms the mortal world. Its author is so bi that you, dear reader, cannot even compare. Don't even try. It isn't worth the effort, you pathetic slug. Do you think you can even be nearly as bi as the author, who is bi af? You have eyes, but cannot see Mt. Tai. Academics shall discuss, in hushed tones, this book's subversion of heteronormativity for centuries to come. If I had to summarise this masterpiece in two words: bi af. You are nothing but an ant, you should bow down and worship this author!
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