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FNU_LNULv42yr
2023-01-21 22:03

not worst thing i have read, but it is quite bad. would give it 1.5 stars. there is almost no plot, just snake that is devouring everything and system that is absolutely stupid. this is typical chinese word padded novel. whole story is about snake that must eat to level up, but after initial strong power up, author saw that he would make MC too strong so he drastically nerfed his evolution. half of the novel you will read is MC opening boxes/lottery and system is trolling him with stupid rewards. whole chapters are written with just MC opening boxes to get evolution points just to get enough points to evolve and that evolution is just enough for him to grow 3 meters. also author totally doesnt have sense for math so MC weight totally doesnt make sense for first part of the novel. everything would be forgivable if this was decent comedy, but there is nothing like that here.

I Swear My Pool Don't Have A Python

Pen And Dream
3.6
1854 Chs

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pizkel_Lv4

shhhhh you just don't appreciate how hard it is to find good stories shhhh

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legendary_awesomeLv11

Raw:- 我家水库真没巨蟒啊 Now about the book, I've read more than 200 chaps and it's pretty good. The author's sometimes funny. No nationalism, no things like china Best, Japan bad or fight west. The mc see's things clearly, for example in a chapter after 150 there was a scenario where he had to choose to destroy one of the 3, being China, Japan, new york (multiple choice) obviously mc didn't choose china because it was the second strongest. And mc didn't choose west because it was the strongest..... And because "After all, the Star-Spangled Kingdom can be said to be, everyone has a gun, happy kuang kuang kuang!" Wait don't run for results, he did not choose Japan either at first because he was afraid of it.... But after denying the mission the system increased the rewards which well you know. But then also he will not choose to destroy it basically the mission was to coil on Tokyo tower and announce his existence to the world. I would say it is good, and mc is a bit reasonable and has a little IQ. (Compared to other novels now a days)..

2yr
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DarkTidingsLv11

It was ok, and then the racism started to become noticeable. Basically, the MC is fine with slaghtering all humans other than the ones from China. Ended up dropping before checking to see how bad the racism gets.

1yr
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OverpoweredchosenLv4

this is a master piece when i read this i it made sense for him to tell his family and making him a special entity made it more interesting ,i really hope this story dosent drop

2yr
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KylianthemanLv14

I haven't read this novel, but isn't this identical to: 'Tales Of The World Devouring Serpent'? This was one of my first reads and also one of my favorites. If you these kinds of novels I strongly advise you to read this Tales Of The World Devouring Serpent

2yr
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Arnav_Singh_1622Lv3

please give raws!please give raws!please give raws!

2yr
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MoreMercury76Lv14

This novel is garbage from the raws/mtl, mc become stupid and the story stop making sense

2yr
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Ghost_prince1393Lv4

stupid propaganda.........................

1yr
5
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LuloliLv6

I went and read ahead. Surprisingly google translate is getting more and more readable. Anyways, there's almost no plot development at all by chapter 200. MC just powers up nonstop with every chapter being eat this, kill stronger tier demon, sleep and level up. It gets very repetitive. I doubt anything will change for probably a thousand chapters. There's nationalism, but thankfully no racism or china numba 1 cringe. It's only to the extent of mockery of rival nations and flexing. Of course, foreign characters are also written like idiots. How palatable that is to you is your decision.

2yr
5
SavageSauronLv6

I've read the first 20 chapters and have enjoyed it immensely.

2yr
5
LestdaLv15

This novel was a big mistake, the concept was good and with potential but the author managed to turn this in garbage full of nonsense, inconsistencies and loopholes... It's just a waste of time.

1yr
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