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Transhumanist
TranshumanistLv142yr
2022-08-06 17:29

The name of the book should have been How to pick up 3 year old Chinese girls. It is especially interesting how this 23 year old man in a child's body makes the little girl kiss him by bribing her with candy.

Reincarnated Back To Three And A Half, Quietly Get Engaged With My Childhood Friend

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3.3
40 Chs

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Izanami_
Izanami_Lv3

well you said it yourself! IN A CHILD'S BODY!!!!! end result he is a child himself

2yr
Transhumanist
TranshumanistLv14

Does it really matter though? Although he looks like a child, he has the mental maturity of an adult. It is still creepy and disgusting.

Izanami_:well you said it yourself! IN A CHILD'S BODY!!!!! end result he is a child himself
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2yr
Izanami_
Izanami_Lv3

don't read it then🙂 just a kiss in CHEEK. just CHEEK. Dude whenever I see my little cousins or any baby I always kiss their cheek and ask them to return one to me as well. So I am a creep too? oh so anyone who gets a kiss from a baby on CHEEK is CREEPY!!! NICE DEFINITION

Transhumanist:Does it really matter though? Although he looks like a child, he has the mental maturity of an adult. It is still creepy and disgusting.
2yr
Transhumanist
TranshumanistLv14

Well you are getting triggered over this. The lady doth protest too much methinks.

Izanami_:don't read it then🙂 just a kiss in CHEEK. just CHEEK. Dude whenever I see my little cousins or any baby I always kiss their cheek and ask them to return one to me as well. So I am a creep too? oh so anyone who gets a kiss from a baby on CHEEK is CREEPY!!! NICE DEFINITION
2yr
system_evolver
system_evolverLv14

Did you read the title or use any brain power before poating this review? You knew what you signed up for if you read the title if you don't like it don't read it and I don't see why you would post this review.

2yr
Transhumanist
TranshumanistLv14

Eh when someone mentions getting engaged to their childhood friend, normal people understand that it means a friend they made in their childhood. Not a friend currently in their childhood. My post is triggering every pedophile on Webnovel it seems.

system_evolver:Did you read the title or use any brain power before poating this review? You knew what you signed up for if you read the title if you don't like it don't read it and I don't see why you would post this review.
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Divine_rod
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Who wrote this stupid novel three and half year and he is giving advice to his father to re-marry whatever idc anymore Just read 3-4 chapters u will know👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

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Wasted potential, the chapters are broken at 17. Webnovels indifferent incompetence really rubs me the wrong way especially since this was decent slice of life. Based off the novel itself (till CH 16) I’d give this a 2.75/5 but that does not matter because the chapters are broken. The novel itself is alright, I feel bad for it but I can’t in good faith give it a positive review, blame whoever uploaded the chapters. By default, 0/5

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Slushy_Apollo
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So opinion of the first 20 chapters is not bad nor good just average and all 20 chapters take place in the span of 2 or 3 days so it is super slow paced and the fact it follows a 3 year old makes it worse

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