We were swimming upstream, trying to find the body of a beach ball that had slithered away. The current was so strong. It was pulling us down and braiding our hair. It was putting us down and canceling plans. I could sense my wife was getting really nervous because she asked: ‘What’s it like to be drowning?’ I told her: ‘It’s like swimming with three people who were swimming with four people.’ And she seemed relieved. But suddenly two dolphins pounced on us. One of the dolphins pushed her out of the way and the other swiped my Ecto Cooler. I screamed in horror as the rearview juicebox filled with bubbles. At this point, life was going on without me. I woke up on the beach to the sight of her big, beautiful face. And I remember that big, beautiful head of hair that washed over her face. And I remember thinking: ‘She looks like Reese Witherspoons.’ And I remember hearing the sound of my wife shouting from across the beach: ‘Honey, you found the beach ball!’ And I knew then that I was copulating with a non-human.
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