PILATE: What's ๐ฆ so... funny ๐ about ๐ฆ 'Sussus Amongus'? CENTURION: Well ๐ฆ, it's a joke ๐ name ๐, sir ๐จ. PILATE: I ๐ have a vewy ๐ gweat ๐ fwiend ๐ in Wome ๐๐จ called โ 'Sussus Amongus'. GUARD ๐ #4 ๐ฆ: chuckling PILATE: Silence ๐! What is all ๐ฏ this insolence โ? You ๐ will find ๐โ yourself in gladiator ๐๐ป school ๐ซ vewy ๐ quickly ๐๐ป๐จ with wotten behavior ๐ฏ like ๐๐ that. BRIAN ๐๐ฆ: Can I ๐ go ๐๐ด now, sir ๐จ? slap ๐ Aaah ๐ซ๐! Eh ๐ฉ. PILATE: Wait โ till ๐ฅ Sussus Amongus hears ๐ of this. GUARD ๐ฎโโ๏ธ #4 ๐ฆ: chuckling PILATE: Wight โ ! Take ๐ him ๐ด away ๐! CENTURION: Oh ๐, sir ๐จ, he ๐จ๐ฟ-- he ๐ฅ only-- PILATE: No ๐ , no ๐ฃ. I ๐ want ๐ him ๐ด fighting ๐ฅ๐ wabid, wild ๐ป animals ๐บ within ๐๐ ฐ a week ๐. CENTURION: Yes โ , sir ๐จ. Come ๐ฆ on ๐, you ๐. GUARD ๐ #4 ๐ฆ: Ha ๐ ha ๐ haa ๐ ha ๐คฃ, ha ๐ ha ๐ ha ๐. Hooo ๐ ๐ผ hooo ๐ ๐ผ hoo ๐ฃ hoo ๐ฃ. Hoo ๐ hoo ๐... PILATE: I ๐ will not have my fwiends ๐ฅ widiculed by the common ๐ฉ soldiewy ๐โโ๏ธ. Anybody ๐ง๐ด๐ป๐จ else ๐ฉ feel ๐๐๐ like ๐ a little ๐... giggle ๐... when ๐ I ๐ mention ๐ my fwiend ๐... Sussus... GUARD ๐๐ฏ #1 โ: chuckling PILATE: ...Amongus? GUARD ๐ #1 โ: chuckling PILATE: What about ๐ฆ you ๐? Do you ๐ find ๐ it... wisible... when โฐ I ๐ say ๐ฌ the name ๐๐... 'Sussus'... GUARD ๐ #3 ๐ฑ: chuckle ๐๐๐ PILATE: ...'Amongus'? GUARD ๐ #1 ๐ and GUARD ๐ #2 ๐: chuckling PILATE: He ๐จ๐พโโ๏ธ has a wife ๐ฐ, you ๐๐ป know ๐ค. You ๐ know ๐ค what she's ๐ฉ๐ฝ called ๐? She's ๐ง called ๐ฒ... 'Ventia'. 'Ventia Impostoris'. GUARDS ๐๐ฏ: laughing ๐๐ฐ
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