Review Detail of _Ocelot_ in Hidden Marriage: A Heaven-sent Billionaire Husband

'Hidden Marriage' rip-off nonsense where every would-be story arc happens in one chapter. Who cares if the original is completed? How hard is it to slap tropes on a page, and I mean a SINGLE page? If we're lucky, a whole story arc lasts almost 2 pages. This is your typical Green Tea Bish stepmother and her White Lotus daughter plotting against the FL. Her fiance and father fall for it because men in these books have to be dumb as rocks or so OCD that they're 30 and have never touched a woman. After the set up in which the FL is - wait for it- DRUGGED, she packs her belongings into a suitcase and heads to the Civil Registration office to get married on 5/20 because all ***** women hit 18 and plan to marry any old male rag, bone, and hank of hair so long as it's on 5/20 or Valentine's Day. Jesus take me now. This book is so moronic. I'm tired of even typing this review. Our dashing ML CEO/billionaire is there to register a marriage with a wise woman who fails to show up. What's a scumbag billionaire to do? I know! How about marrying a clearly drugged 18 year old and having *** twice with said unconscious 18 year old child bride in a Bentley, with a driver in the front seat, while in a traffic jam? This is lazy arse writing at it's worst. FL wakes up, slips her dirty butt out of the car while he's outside the car looking for a way out of the traffic jam because I guess he respects his driver too much to let the driver worry about the driving aspects of driving. Too bad he doesn't show the same decency when it comes to marrying and publicly shagging drugged 18 year olds looking to get married to anybody on the most romantic day of the year. Please don't be on this planet, reading this nonsense and driving and voting and having kids. If you're reading this, you lack judgement and shouldn't be doing any driving, voting, or breeding. We're on Chapter 8 or 9 now. After the FL left the ML's car backseat/honeymoon suite, she went to the airport, flew to the US, found out she was 4 months pregnant, and it was too late to get an abortion so she didn't. One kid dies at birth and the one that lives is a hideous know-it-all, a snarky CEO trapped in a 4 year old's body because we have to have these sarcastic little monsters that make you drop the book, otherwise the author would actually have to come up with a plot and develop ***** characters who DON'T have to talk through a smarty pants kid. Seriously, embroider your mask, create drama on social media, snip holes in the socks of the family member you're most tired of quarantining with, learn a language, or teach your cat to bark. Do any of these things - or none of these things - but don't waste your life on this book. Translator? Epic. Author ? Lazy AF.