Item: Land of My Fathers
Rating: 4
Author: SHEOGORATH

SHEOGORATHLv54yr

2021-02-16 03:52

Good enough, It deserves more readers. Now into more important things, who wants cheese ? Oh, no cheese ? Then what about eating your fuking intestines for dinner !?

Land of My Fathers

hackwriter29

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99 Chs

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MythraalLv4

See what you need to do is get some orange cheese and white cheese, and then make a stack of cheese alternating colors and kinds of cheese until you are out. Then just take random bites out of it till your intestines are so clogged up from the constipation that you die and go to the shivering isles to do it all over again for infinity or until you go even more insane.

2yr

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Goatless_PillowLv2

Oh, there once was a hero named Ragnar the Red Who came riding to Whiterun from ole Rorikstead And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade As he told of bold battles and gold he had made But then he went quiet, did Ragnar the Red When he met the shieldmaiden Matilda who said Oh, you talk and you lie and you drink all our mead Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed And so then came clashing and slashing of steel As the brave lass Matilda charged in full of zeal And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor And the braggart named Ragnar was boastful no more When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor

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Hurm, overall nice.. But yeah... Man, I don't know what to comment here... So I'm going to put emoji okay? Thanks.. 😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😁😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

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Finally a mc who supports the sons and daughters of skyrim ! Thank you author, what would be nice would be to recreate a Nordic empire with bruma, Solstheim and the Nordic cities in the surrounding provinces.

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Why is the MC name different on ffnet? Makes no sense.

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