Review Detail of Vanja in The Legacy System

Take this review with a considerable amount of salt: I have seen a lot of reviews talking about the MC going around being stupid and retarded, and this confuses me, as the majority of the reviews seem to talk about the side character Eric (when the translator actually remembers to translate his name and not whatever it was in Chinese, this happens a lot). The main character of this novel is a penis, and not in a "you are such a penis" type of way, but literally. It's attached to the side character Eric, and goes around conquering the world by entering every "secret cave" possible, even if just a chapter ago the author religiously claimed that the MC had no interest in exploring that particular cave. The author never fails to remind us that the penis is big and mighty and like a dragon always roaring up to the sky and ready to go. In case you are ever in doubt if one or the other reoccurring characters in this novel is good or bad, do not fret, at most, you have to read just a few lines before the author reminds you, in case you have the memory of a goldfish and forgot, from 15 lines ago. The world-building is idiotic at best, and outright retarded most of the time. The world is filled with these secret organizations that no one knows about, that go around killing people in the hundreds in broad daylight in the middle of a busy city at the age of smartphones. People try to film tornadoes and tsunamis close up, so these secret organizations staying secret in this way, make no sense. Also the fight scenes, I'm not sure if it's the author or the translator, are a confusing mess of randomness, there is no flow to them, just a bunch of words garbled together to fill space. Which I guess sums up this novel pretty well.