A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"
Md_Omr_Alpha
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LIKEI don't know who this is..but I kinda like ur way of thinking HOPE (You kinda left a first impression)
Sissy_Destroyer69:Be careful with your fantasies, otherwise your own MC would make you loose your weenie some day. 乁( •_• )ㄏ
Be careful with your fantasies, otherwise your own MC would make you loose your weenie some day. 乁( •_• )ㄏ
Md_Omr_Alpha:Be careful with your words. Otherwise you will one day choke in the **** you spout.