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2019-01-27 18:31

yeah, so um, really f*cking cliche. Just when you think a story can’t get any more cliche, BOOM another one pops up. This story’s got: - The genius who died and then reincarnated into the body of a “trash” - the over-the-top descriptions Ex. Every time the ML enters the scene, there is always a sentence of two describing “his deep, devilish eyes, his seductive thin lips, chiseled features, yada yada.” Like we f*cking get it, the male leads got a hot bod, just shut up about it already. Ex. “Her body was voluptuous, her perfect figure complementing her ice cold features, her jade skin—-l like we f*ckijg get it already. - the constant use of the word “slut”, or for more variety, “cheap slut”, and “good-for-nothing”. Like holy f*cking **** I get tired of reading that every other sentence. It’s degrading. Demeaning. Unpleasant to read and to the eyes. Again, just shut the f*ck up already and hit up a thesaurus. - the male lead who’s interested in her for no reason other than “omG she’s such a cunning woman I think I’m falling in luuuuuurrrrrvvvv~~~” - oh yeah, the male lead also happens to be from some peerless background and has super high status, is powerful, etc etc. - the family of snakes - the despotic siblings who give her hate for no good reason other than the fact that the FL can’t cultivate and has poor potential. - the pay-to-win system where everything costs money and yeah, simply working hard will get you nowhere. Oh yeah, FL is only great because she’s got all these awesome techniques and limitless potential. Whoot whoot. - the unnecessary commentary from the “crowd” who always seem to have something to say. Albeit, a pathetic attempt to reach word count. - the use of regurgitated, redundant words, ex. “heaven defying” Oh, I could go on. Also, I read till like chapter 32 but since I ain’t letting this piece of sh*t stay in my library, the chapter count is 0. Count how many times I swore. Multiply that by 16379257 and that’s how pissed of I am and how done with these books.

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holachica
holachicaLv4

oof some typos and profanities used. I'll apologize only for that.

Trazors
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This basically summarize my rage whike reading this novel

holachica
holachicaLv4

XD nice to know

Trazors:This basically summarize my rage whike reading this novel
TheNumber
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Yea agree

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IslandWhite
IslandWhiteLv4

This review is so disrespectfully funny 😂😂 I have to confess, I actually read this book to give my brain cells a holiday.. or that was the plan until I was a few chapters in.

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When i read this story, and the many others like it, it makes me wonder what the authors were thinking. I imagine a women's meetup where they all decide to write a martial arts/romance story, and discuss what'll all be in it. "Lets all go with a reincarnation trope, its popular currently!" "Sure!" "Yeah!" "Okay!" "I love reincarnation stories! YES!" "So my FL is going to be an Alchemist!" "Oooh, mine'll be an Armament crafter!" "Mine's gonna be a poison specialist!" "Mine's gonna be able to tame spirit beasts!" "Mine'll be an Alchemist too! But she'll also have spirits that give her special powers and help her cultivate!" *collective excited squeeing* "Okay, now lets see, lets make her family rotten, this way it'll show our readers our beloved FL is strong and can take care of herself and trample on all opposition!" """"YEAH!!!"""" "But what about the ML? What'll he be like?" """"..."""" "How about very feminine in appearance?" """"Yes!!"""" "He should be confident, arrogant even!" "Yeah! And domineering!" "Oooooh, im liking him already! He should be royalty too! Someone so handsome should have high standing in society!" "And he should be forceful with the FL, claiming her as his whether she likes it or not! *gigglefits*" """"YISSSSS!!!! You are a genius!"""" "He should also have secrets! Maybe he's wounded and hiding from enemies, while posing as royalty!" "OR! He is Royalty, and is hiding from enemies wanting to wipe out his entire bloodline!" "PERFECT!" "You're so good at this!" "Hee hee, right?" And thus, we have 20+ carbon copies with essentially the same theme with small twists and changes...

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