Seconds after Alex set a record in his favorite game, aliens invaded the Earth. With chaos all around him, Alex struggles and fails to survive in an alien infested world. Apparently, being a world famous speed runner for the game Toilet Man doesn't teach you survival skills.
Alex's soul is transported to an amphitheater in the heavens, wearing god awful clothes the gods found for him in the lost and found. He doesn't wear pink bunny slippers! He doesn't wear slippers at all, he insists. Hermes makes fun of his outfit, but tells him the gods are powering up mortals to fight the alien invasion.
Alex strikes a bargain with Ludos, the goddess of games, who insists she is not a loli, to be her champion in exchange for infinite growth potential and the opportunity to be the real life rpg character he always wanted to be.
Alex chooses Psion as his character class. Now he must level up his psionic powers from noob status, if he wants to ever play video games again. High stakes!
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If you like comedy or action, you will probably like this. This story has a high focus on both.
Here are some out of context quotes for you:
"We're in a business relationship. We should keep it professional. What do they say? Never put your foot where your mouth is. Wait, never put your mouth on your business. That's not it. Never…" --Alex
"Wait, does that mean you get each other pregnant and have each other's babies? I feel like my brain is exploding." --Alex
"You may have got me this time, kid, but mark my words: next time, the only thing left of you will be your boots...because everything else will be all blown up and stuff. Because my bullets are explosive. They make things blow up." --Jebediah
"Wait, your name is person-man-guy?" --Alex
"Smiles and giggles, hugs and knives! Purple Platypuses will take your lives!" --gang door password
"I don't want you behind me. I don't like you like that" --Alex
"Uh, when you're done smashing your tits into his face, could you come gather with the rest of us?" --Hermes
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Welcome to your blue veil Briefing, where angels and demons live together in somewhat of a harmony. You look new here so let me fill you in. Every so often the princess of souls goes down to earth to relive their life and continue the rebirth cycle. And our brave prince of the loss goes to retrieve her when her life is up and safely brings her back. Those two love birds are the next in line to be king and queen. You see each layer has its own hierarchy here they're the Esteems. In Hellscape they're called the Embers and in Limbo, they're called Ghouls, and then earth has whatever they have. But what are they going to do when the world starts falling apart? When the layers collide and the living see the dead how will they react? What will they do? I guess we'll never know... I think that's it for, the rest is up to you to discover. Just follow the rules and you'll be fine. This is the end of your blue veil Briefing. have a great afterlife!
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Imagine a world where roller shutters is the promising area publicized by royalty. Imagine a world where Mikado and trunk throwing are the king-sports, moving and electrifying crowds. Imagine a world where beautiful mechanics are revered. Imagine a world where a butterfly wing-flap may or may not cause a downpour on the other side of the world. Imagine a world where the fundamental freedom is to wipe your backside with fleece triple-ply toilet paper in pure fir-wood.
Well, as perfect as it can be, this world is at war.
After several years of conflict, Moa, a non-commissioned officer, got up that morning to go to report...
Luanne is an experienced bartender who takes a vacation to Puerto Rico to visit her deployed boyfriend, while still in the airport she gets hit on by a CEO and stalked by two men. during the short vacation, multiple things go right... but to no one's surprise, multiple things went wrong as well. She narrowly avoided getting kidnapped but for how long can she run? What will she have to lose to be happy and safe?
Any resemblance to real-life persons is purely coincidental... Thank you!
Evolution is the only virtual reality game still available for play; after 'Ludos' bought out all their competitors and scrapped the competition.
In addition, as Evolution is the one and only virtual reality game available on the market; It's also the first game to introduce an in-game virtual exchange for real money.
James, an orphan who made a living playing virtual reality games decides it's time to change his playstyle; starting with his nickname.
In a game without classes, without levels; a game where only effort matters - will James be able to persist, or will he continue to be one of the countless others failing in their pursuit?
Ah… Nothing like getting cheated on at a birthday party they personally invited and drove me to, only to get hooked up with my best friend and fight every day to stay alive. Oh, and the icing on the bright blue birthday cake?... my ex-boyfriend was sucking face with the girl he cheated on me with… patient zero… go figure. Now there are zombies everywhere. Buckle up this is going to be a bloody ride.
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Everything happens for a reason. Yep. The orphans, jobless, and homeless all get spliced up in some fucked up country-sized science experiment. Only to get sold off to some militant force, buried, or thrown away. It's been twelve years since the Mandela Facilities have been shut down for unknown reasons and now. A spliced freak is an everyday occurrence. Now, what does that has to do with a mom, a home, and a working parent... That's a long story... But now I'm a merc working for one of the two biggest mercenary companies in the world. In other words, I'm a freak who works for shady freaks... Yep. EVERYTHING. Happens for a reason.
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I was already feeling goosebumps down my spine.. and I felt something coming out of me down to my panties...I was wet! My heart stopped working for a second..I lost control but realized myself immediately and pushed him away in a rush...
"What are you doing Sam!" I asked looking away to face what I was cooking on gas...
"Common Precious...I know you want this too... look, I saw everything in the bathroom.. I also noticed it when we were playing the ludo game in the room... I've always wanted you all this while, but I was scared you might not want same...so I stopped... Now that we both want it, let's play the rough game girl".
He held my face with his left palm and held my waist with his right palm, then pulled me gently to himself... He stared at my lips as I stared at his eyes.. and before I knew it, we locked lips..
The atmosphere in the kitchen changed... We were both in the mood to tear each other apart like wounded dragon...
The kiss led us into his room and how he turned off the gas is still a shock to me...
We both bounced on the bed still kissing passionately.
Fundamentally speaking, everything that has happened so far is completely Impossible.
Scientifically speaking, it's just super improbable.
But honestly?
This whole evolution shtick is kinda cool.
Even if it changes things.
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June 1st, 20th year of the 3rd millennium.
"On this day, the world changes. History has been written, the world has been reshaped!" - Bagman, Political Dissident
A Viral outbreak was always a dangerous thing, thing is we always thought we could monitor theses things, control them, fight back against them.
We thought wrong.
Our numbers, our analysis our logic failed.
The whole world had already been infected, the death toll was only so low because it was meant to change humans, not kill them.
The Virus Triggered a change in the human genome, an activation of chaotic probability hidden within our genetic code.
Evolution.
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