ForestWeaver

Image some guy drunkenly stumbling apon a terminal in the woods while carrying a bunch of dinosaurs bits and then a giant sentient tree appears

Unforeseen stamina leveling shadowing

Some people online have there address tracked down for threatening reasons. You my good sir will have yours found so someone can send you flowers in the mail.

“I used to be an adveturer like you, until I dodged an arrow to the knee”