Omnipotent_Weeb

what uterus rubbish. I spit on you swine.

Rating: 0/5 (if only it were possible) Thus is not just the worst novel I've ever read; it is quite possibly the worst novel ever written. From the very first chapter, this literary disaster assaults the senses with its sheer ineptitude. The plot is an incoherent mess, resembling the scribbles of a distracted child rather than a coherent narrative. It lurches from one nonsensical event to another with all the grace of a drunken elephant. The so-called protagonist, whose name I have already forgotten due to his utter blandness, embarks on a quest so trivial and pointless that it makes watching paint dry seem thrilling by comparison. The author's writing style is an affront to the English language. Sentences are constructed with all the elegance of a brick wall, and the dialogue reads as though it was written by an alien who learned human speech from a broken radio. The descriptions are either painfully overwrought or mind-numbingly dull, ensuring that every attempt to create atmosphere falls flat on its face. Character development is non-existent. The characters are more wooden than a forest, and their interactions are as engaging as a business meeting about stapler maintenance. Each personality is a cardboard cutout of the most overused clichés, and their actions are entirely predictable, offering no surprises or depth. Pacing is another casualty in this trainwreck of a novel. The story crawls along at a snail's pace when it should be moving quickly, and then inexplicably sprints through moments that might have been interesting, had they been given proper attention. This erratic rhythm makes the book a chore to read, inducing yawns and eye-rolls in equal measure. In summary, This is a masterclass in how not to write a book. It fails on every conceivable level, from plot and character to style and pacing. Reading this felt like a form of cruel and unusual punishment. I cannot in good conscience recommend it to anyone, even those I dislike. Spare yourself the agony and avoid this abomination at all costs.

Personally the phrase "um who asked" is the real cringe thing to say. And for some reason almost every webnovel MC uses it.

Wow, not like I have read this exact sentence in every other naruto si

The MC