Whitestair_Ivory

The legendary straight man. Women would only slow his sword drawing speed, and humanly desires are nothing but a burden to him. All he wants is a peaceful life, not a fulfilling life.

Grants Kampf

She's not pretty and has a boxy body shape...

No amount of past experiences could justify his treatment by that failure of a mother and wife.

She was abusive, pushed him musically till he broke, promised to go to Disneyland if he won, but took him straight to his next practice when he did. She refused to vaccinate and medicate him when he was sick, claiming rocks and essential oil would help when he was having a fever and close to death that his father had to sneak him medicine. She never praised him but told him he could do better, neglectful, and only cared about his musical talent. There hasn't been a single positive feat of her that has been mentioned.

Doesn't even need to be a woman. Just have to grow his hair a bit.

Uterus grows around the surrounding organs and squeeze them all when it contracts.

What's next? Accusing someone of being an Abominable Intelligence just because they spoke something you can't comprehend?

It wasn't almost, he has been going at it for a while at the start of the fic untill he snapped out of it.