WHATS COOLER THAN BEING A SHOPKEEPER

I open my eyes to a kaleidoscope of colours ,the colors were everywhere yet they were also surrounded by the void ,the latter pushing them into a tunnel like shape.

I should be scared yet I am not ,I feel calm and at peace with myself, what's their to be scared of after all I had just died moments ago.

Yes that's right I had died at the ripe age of 26 due to cancer surrounded by my grieving 3 older brothers and parents and do you know what the saddest thing is? I wasn't even sad, merely relieved I would no longer have to suffer through the innane babling of friends or be crushed into a routine sheep by the cogs of society, working and working till death.

Now contrary to what this passage may have you belive I am no edgy tean or depressed goth, in fact I was quite the kind and nice man while I was alive ,I enjoyed helping people out truly I did,I loved seeing the smile on their faces, I loved my family and friends( at least the true ones),fat baby's, good books ,fat cats, good video games, fat puppy's and I truly loved populuar geek media such as anime and comics and yet then you ask why was it that I was happy to die?

Well why not? I felt that life had nothing to offer me and humans are complicated creatures let's just leave it at that.

As I'm thinking about this ,something else pops into the void infront me. A blue screen ,slightly startled I look upon it and read what it says only to feel the only other emotion I've felt besides calmness since I woke up here....thrill and excitement. For this is what it says

CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN THIS CHANCE CURTASY OF ROB.

(PRESS TO OPEN YOUR CHEAT)

Without hesitation I press the button and suddenly the words on the screen change.

ROLLING ROULETE OF CHEATS....CHEAT

CHOSEN.

CONGRATULATIONS YOU HAVE WON THE ACTING COOL SYSTEM ,ACT COOL TO GAIN COOL POINTS AND GET STRONGER.

(Press to open beginners gift pack)

Huh so this is my cheat eh? Not bad it easily could've been worse, almost any system is guaranteed to lead to opness,

But is this really what I want? To spend who knows how many years travelling from world to world participating in who knows how many conflicts just to get stronger to participate in even more conflicts?

What sort of life is that,but nonetheless I open the gift pack

GIFT PACK OPENED YOU HAVE RECIEVED

ONE ITEM

PLEASE CHOOSE WHAT ITEM YOU WANT.IT CAN BE ANYTHING THAT DOESNT DIRECTLY AUGUMENT YOUR STRENGTH AS THAT CAN ONLY BE INCREASED VIA COOL POINTS

Huh...this...this opens up a lot of options , after a while of thinking I remember a fanfic I read written by one of the greatest authors of all time, I belive its name was the multiversal cafe, while reading I remember thinking how cool the main character was  and while a life of constant conflict may not suit me ,what of a relaxing life touring the multiverse with my cafe....thinking so I speak out for the first time since I woke up "as my item I choose A MULTIVERSEL CAFE"

and so though he didn't know it at that moment due to this one choice ,the multiverse in the future would gain a new Rob ,who also happened to be it's coolest one