The Strongest System
Yours Truly shall have all of you bow down to me! Arriving in this brand-new world, Lin Fan found himself in possession of a system which allows him to level up indefinitely unbounded by the limitations of this world. Upon learning a powerful technique of Monkey Steals Peaches, Lin Fan realises that he’s poised to literally become the strongest person in this entire world. But of course, how boring would that be unless the whole world gets to know about his great name? Shameless. Righteous. Smart. Lin Fan will let no one (or balls) stand in his way to glory! Hilarious for all the wrong reasons and exciting for all the right ones, this novel will definitely have you roaring out in laughter and set your blood pumping all at the same time. Join us in this rollercoaster of a masterpiece with Lin Fan and his trusty sidekicks as he shows the world what it truly means to be YOURS TRULY. There is a person, whose entire life is a legend. There is a person, whose extraordinariness radiates from his brows There is a person, his name is Lin Fan. Everybody: “Lin Fan, I want to have your babies.” A dominating life of unrestrained swag needs no explanation.
Quite A Huge Blow
Editor: Hitesh_
'Ding… Congratulations on crafting success.'
'Ding… Congratulations on crafting out Special Item.'
'Ding… Lin Brand's Soap.'
'Effects: If one were to bend over and pick up the soap after it drops on the floor, they would receive a back attack from someone of the same sex.'
'Warning: It has a high wounding power and should only be used with caution. Number of usages: 3.'
"I'll f*ck your mother! Why are you always crafting all these nonsensical items?" Lin Fan was stunned. He was a bloody Saint Immortal powerful being at the very least right now! Anything else aside, just that strength alone would put him as one of the powerhouses of the entire Endless Mainland! And yet, he was still crafting out stuff like this! Was the System trying to do him in?
What should he do when he faced an enemy in the future? Throw the soap at them? That image might actually be rather pretty. High! The System must be high right now!