The Professional Kisser

How do you end up being a Professional Kisser for a living? Here's how. - Get wrongfully (but gladly) evicted from you're shitty apartment. - Publicly quit your job after you're handsy boss grabs you're ass for the hundredth time (and maybe publicly shame your now ex boss while you're at it) (And get a mini standing ovation from the staff and customers) - Get "slightly" drunk and let a painfully gorgeous man pay you $1000 in return for a kiss (And dry hump him while you're at it!) (Why not? You have no dignity left)