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The fall of kings

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Leia o romance The fall of kings escrito pelo autor Duru_Lawrence publicado no WebNovel. ...

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Chuck is a renowned hard gangster, always down on his luck with his love life. Even at age 40, Chuck remains a virgin, despite his ardent effort to get a girl to love him. Every time he is about to get laid, some weird twist of fate messes up his shot at losing his V. Being one of the supreme beings of the planet, he is embroiled in the world of the supernatural and gods, which was too big for his limited mortal strength. His fate gets tangled with the goddess of porn and the matron Succubus of the seven hells, all three hoping for a chance at survival. Soon, he understood that the almighty is not all benevolent and quite selfish in nature. Having been forced into this epoch changing fate and the threat of extremely strong enemies, Chuck walks his own path of power involving sex, obscenity, and adultery. TAGS: Sex, humor, adventure, harem, weak-to-strong, battling demons, reincarnation and outwitting gods. ~~~ So, doctor, you’re saying that I can never get a “hard-on”-slash– “erection” –slash- “boner”? Doctor: No, no and a definite no. Doctor, you don’t have to so sure about it. Medical miracles happen all the time. Doctor: A desperate creature always tries to be hopeful, but let me dumb it down for you. You have never masturbated or had sex or ever ejaculated in the 40 years of your life. Your sperms crystalized, which turned your balls into rock hard fossils. Your hormonal production went ‘kaput’. By the way, kaput means broken or useless. I know what kaput means! Doctor: Sheesh for a man with crystal balls you are super spunky. As I was saying your entire sex system is ruined. Being suppressed of sexual thoughts or sexual actions for so long, your body forgot all about sex. Your body forgot how to get a hard-on. That’s the end of my counsel and as a sympathy gift for the man with the useless d*ck, I advise you against using the little blue pill aka Viagra. I know that Viagra is a blue pill. Doctor: You know a lot of useless information for a man of your situation. Well keep away from medical stimulations for your broken d*ck, as the most hopeful thing that you can get from any sex medication is high blood pressure and a heart attack, but hey the news channels will have a field day covering the news of you being dead from trying to get a hard-on. Ha-ha-ha-ha. Doctor, I will be leaving… Doctor: Ha-ha-ha-ha, nurse, send the next patient after 5 minutes. I will need some time to laugh. Female voice: Hey don’t beat yourself up over your non-existent sex life. Though miracles are not that common, they do happen! What! Who?! Who just talked to me! Female voice: Don’t look around, silly, you cannot see me unless I allow you to look at me. [Gulp] who are you? Female voice: Me? I’m the Goddess of Porn. Hehe.

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The king with The traublemaker

CRAAKK "YAK! BOCAH SIALAN! KEMBALIKAN KACANG ITU !YAK KAU! DASAR ANAK PENGGANGU! MATI SAJA KAU" *BLWEE sambil menjulurkan lidah nya lelaki imut itu meledek. Dia terkenal sebagai pembuat onar di desa nya seluruh warga membenci nya karena dia selalu saja membuat masalah.sampai banyak warga yang mengajukan banding di pengadilan kerajaan untuk mengusir nya. Berita si anak pengganggu sudah hampir 15 tahun lama nya tapi belum ada keputusan dari pihak kerajaan. Sampai berita itu terdengar sendiri oleh pewaris tahta kerajaan yang bernama oh sehun. Pangeran tampan yang ahli dalam berkuda nan memenah ia juga terkenal sebagai sosok yang pendiam,kaku dan jarang bertemu dengan penduduk desa.sehun yang ditugaskan oleh sang ayah untuk menelusuri kasus ini mulai bereaksi pasalnya memang benar anak si penggangu itu benar-benar menyebalkan. Terlebih lagi ia sangat cerewet pantas saja seluruh penduduk desa tak menyukai nya. Saat sehun telusuri jejak kehidupan si pembuat onar itu barulah terkuak. si pembuat onar itu adalah xi luhan ayah nya dulu menjadi tentara di medan perang ibu nya juga sebagai tabib kedua orangtua nya meninggal di medan perang. Luhan selalu membuat onar karena di hidup nya tak pernah ada yang memperhatikan dirinya. "Perasaan apa ini?"-Oh Sehun TBC the idea from @ / rumahnya_sulay b/c : LAPAK HOMO HUNHAN Cerita ini hanya seputar kisah cinta jadi klo tidak ada kemiripan dengan jaman dinasti Korea saya mohon maaf. koreksi saya klo cerita saya tidak menarik Dimata anda atau ada kesalahan biar bisa saya perbaiki I hope you like it^^

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