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My Irregular DnD System

[TAKE A ShiT TO UNLOCK A NEW REWARD!] A gaudy voice declared outta nowhere. "What is this now?" This digital thing appeared in front of my eyes as I was eating nachos, watching Breaking of the Beds. My favorite porn movie, just as this Walter dude told this Jesse chick they need to sell their bodies for money. [Take. A ShIT. TO UNLOCK. A NEW REWARD!] The message echoed again, its digital voice tinged with what sounded suspiciously like impatience. "...Is this a prank?" I asked myself out loud like a fucking idiot. As if the answer wasn't obvious enough. "Oh, right. Nobody cares enough about me to make a prank like this." I realized. "So, I've finally gone insane. Oh well, I live alone so I don't gotta really worry about anyone but myself..."  Let me introduce myself. I'm Micheal Micheals, the epitome of a loser. My parents couldn't even be bothered to think of a unique name for me. If I were in a room with four people and a grenade was thrown in, not only would no one dive on it to save me, but they'd probably shove me towards it instead. The only person who wouldn't is, well, me. But given the spectacular failure that is my life, I'm starting to question even that. All my life, I've been the textbook definition of a loser. Friends? They ran for the hills the second they met me. Teachers? Wrote me off from day one. Bosses? Probably daydream about firing me out of a cannon. A girlfriend? That's a good one. My first crush? She stomped on my heart like it was part of her morning workout routine. My parents? They threw in the towel and disowned me. Even my bully had a breakdown the first time he saw me, sobbing that I was too hideous to gaze upon as he pummeled me. I mean, I don't think I'm the Elephant Man or anything, but I guess being Micheal Micheals comes with its own set of cursed rules. Victory? Not even in my dreams. They all morph into nightmares, and every night is a special screening of 'Micheal's Greatest Fears' with a side of sleep paralysis. Life for me has been like constantly rolling a 1 on luck or something. A living, breathing failure, just using up oxygen until I expire. The universe seems to have it out for me. I once thought about ending it all just to give the world a break, but even that seemed like too much effort.

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Aku Ingin Tidur Denganmu

[On Going] Wajib mem-follow sebelum membaca, dan jangan lupa tinggalkan review. Warning 18+ ! Terdapat unsur kekerasan, kata-kata kasar dan intimidatif, atau adegan dewasa lainnya. "Zahro, saya bukanlah muslim yang sempurna. Saya hanya berusaha taat padaNya. Entah ini pertanda apa? Tapi saya yakin ada tujuan Allah dalam setiap mimpi dan pertemuan kita. Jika saya berjodoh denganmu, Insyaallah saya akan ikhlas dan bahagia. Tapi, ini tidak semudah itu. Keadaan saya saat ini sangat buruk. Kamu mungkin tidak akan sanggup menerimanya." Nizam Airlangga. "Jangan berasumsi sebelum bertanya pada sumbernya. Saya bukanlah wanita yang tangguh seperti Sayyidah Aisyah, tapi saya juga tidak lemah. Bagaimana kamu tahu saya sanggup atau tidak, padahal kamu belum bertanya? Jangan remehkan saya, Azam." Zahrotussita Aamira. Azam dan Zahro, teman sepermainan semasa kecil. Sepuluh tahun kemudian mereka kembali dipertemukan dalam sebuah jamuan perjodohan. Namun, keadaan Azam yang tengah sulit, membuat pria itu langsung menolak perjodohan tersebut. Pria itu meragu, dia takut takkan mampu membahagiakan Zahro dalam keadaan terburuknya kini. Namun, keraguan Azam pun lambat laun sirna, seiring datangnya rangkaian mimpi di setiap tidur malamnya. Azam merasa kalau semua ini mungkin niat baik Allah untuknya. Dia pun memantapkan hati untuk mengajukan pinangan lalu menikahi Zahro. Mampukah Zahro membantu Azam melewati kesulitan hidup? Mampukah Azam dan Zahro mengarungi biduk rumah tangga yang penuh dengan halang rintang yang tidak biasa? Cinta itu mudah, yang rumit itu lika likunya. Blurb : Sabtu, 6 November 2021

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अपने पिता को ढूंढते हुऐ वह ऐसे सुट को पाता है जिसमे वहुत से ऐसे गुड़ है जो जय को आम इंसान से एक सुपर हीरो वनाता है और वह black caption के नाम से जाना जाता है।

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