Give It To Me Baby.

On the starship Enterprise.

Spock: "Captain Pike, I am reading quantum signals from planet Earth.

In them are the quantum coordinates."

Captain Pike: "Enter the quantum coordinates and start the quantum drive."

Enterprise has taken a quantum leap.

The starship Enterprise exited the quantum jump in orbit of planet Earth.

Spock: "Captain Pike, we arrived in the year 1995.

Number 1: "Captain Pike, 20 spaceships have surrounded us."

Uhura: "We're receiving communications from spaceships:

"You and your spaceship entered the solar system without paying the dues.

Prepare to board the Inspector."

Number 1: "They caught us with a tow beam.

The traction beam is draining our shields."

Ortega: "The rudder is not responding."

An Inspector appeared on the bridge of the Enterprise.

Spock: "Captain Pike, it's a Ferengi."

Inspector: "Due to unreported entry into the territory of the Union, you are fined 100 grams of platinum per crew member.

I can already see that you don't have an altar from a big merchant on board, for that you are additionally fined 1 kg of platinum.

I can already see that you don't have enough platinum on board to pay the fine."

The inspector took the communicator in his hands and said briefly: "Start the transmission."

The crew of the Enterprise began to be teleported in front of Captain Pike's eyes."

Captain Pike quickly gave the order.

Captain Pike: "Enterprise, lock down all systems."

Captain Pike has been teleported.

Captain Pike found himself on planet Earth.

He was surrounded by the crew of the Enterprise.

In front of them was a small office.

A Ferengi was sitting in the office.

Captain Pike approached the Ferengi.

Ferengi: "Your starship is impounded according to Trade Union rules.

You owe 31 kilos of platinum.

Do you have platinum to pay the fine?"

Captain Pike: "I don't."

Ferengi: "According to the rule of the trade union, your starship will be moved to the moon from planet earth until you raise the funds to pay the fine.

Your fingerprint, please."

The Ferengi handed Captain Pike a device which Captain Pike pressed his finger against.

Ferengi: "That would be it."

Captain Pike: "Do I have a right to appeal?"

The Ferengi replied a little annoying.

Ferengi:'You can personally complain to the planet Ferenginar at the transport trade office.

You have 12 hours to appeal.

The office is open from 8 am to 10 am local time."

The Ferengi rose from his chair and escorted Captain Pike out of the office.

Captain Pike looked at his crew, he looked around planet Earth.

They were in Los Angeles.

Captain Pike stood at the head of the column and led his crew forward.

As they walked around Los Angeles, Captain Pike noticed that there were only hotels and casinos around the city.

La'an: "Captain Pike, I don't remember from history that Los Angeles looked like this in 1995."

Spock: "The Ferengi have changed planet Earth."

Captain Pike: "No matter what, we need to find shelter and food now."

The Enterprise crew visited several hotels.

There was no room in most of the hotels, and they did not have enough platinum to pay for a night's stay in the hotels where there was room.

Captain Pike came with his crew to the beach.

There was a cheerful group of people grilling on the beach.

The crew of the Enterprise quickly became friends with the beach crew.

Captain Pike found himself with one of the crews, who was quite bright, and his name was Tony.

Tony: "Come on team, get everything out of your pockets to go buy more food to feed these good people."

Captain Pike: "Number 1, collect all valuables from the crew."

The crew of the Enterprise handed over some precious metals and enough resources was gathered for Tony to go buy food.

Tony returned with the food and the big grilling began.

The barbecue was excellent.

The crew's morale was up and light entertainment was underway.

Captain Pike asked Tony.

Captain Pike: "When did these aliens come to planet Earth?"

Tony laughed and said.

Tony: "Looks like you're from Kansas.

In the late forties, they came with their spaceships.

They said they were traders from another planet who came to trade with us.

Humanity was delighted with their arrival.

Soon the Ferengi showed their trading skills.

They took over stock exchanges and companies.

They bought resources and valuable real estate.

Soon no man on planet Earth owned more than a farm.

The Ferengi started building hotels and casinos all over the planet Earth.

Planet Earth has become a center of entertainment and gambling, under the leadership of the Ferengi."

Captain Pike: "Didn't anyone rebel?"

Tony: "Revolted at what?

The Ferengi made everything legal by our rules."

Captain Pike: "My 300 crew members need a place to sleep.

Can you recommend something for us?"

Tony: "There's a large property outside the city that's neglected and could be bought cheaply.

Tonight you can sleep here on the beach with us."

Tony called his crew who went to get sleeping bags and blankets.

The crew of the Enterprise had a lovely night on the beach under the stars."

In the morning, Tony took Captain Pike to a property outside the city.

Captain Pike arranged to purchase the property.

He took the property for 5 years on the condition that he will completely renovate it.

The crew of the Enterprise has moved into the property.

Captain Pike arranged for part of the crew to work on the property and part of the crew to work in Los Angeles on various jobs.

Regardless of the skills Enterprise members had, the jobs available were in the hospitality and service industries.

The crew of the Enterprise worked hard and soon the property was shining and they had plenty of food.

In Captain Pike's office, on the property, sat Captain Pike, Number 1, Spock, and La'an.

Captain Pike: "If we want to pay off the Enterprise, we're going to need a lot more money."

Number 1: "The entertainment industry rules here.

There is a famous theater called Fortuna theater.

We could write a play and offer it to the theater."

Captain Pike: "Great idea."

The four of them immediately started writing the scenario.

After a few days, the script for the play was written.

The four of them went to the theater and offered the script for the play to the theater manager.

The manager of the theater was delighted with the script for the play and immediately approved the project for production of the play.

Captain Pike, Number 1, Spock, and La'an were sitting in the Fortuna Theater auditioning.

The twenty-five women who came from the quantum rock and roll mission on the Enterprise were great dancers.

Unfortunately, no one on Enterprise had a good enough voice for the lead singer in the play.

Several women came from the side, but they did not satisfy.

La'an: Next!

You are?"

Sharon Stone: "I'm Sharon Stone."

Number 1: "Okay, Sharon Stone, let's hear you sing."

Sharon Stone started singing.

Those present were delighted with Sharon Stone's voice.

Captain Pike: "That's it!

That's exactly the kind of voice we need.

You got the role."

The day of the premiere of the play has come.

Everyone was excited.

There were a lot of Ferengi in the audience.

The show lasted an hour.

After the performance, the crowd rose to their feet and started clapping excitedly.

In the following days, everyone asked for more tickets for the show 'Give to me baby'.

The show became a huge hit.

A month passed.

Captain Pike and Lieutenant Elon were walking around the suburbs of LA.

Captain Pike recently promoted Elon to Lieutenant due to his exceptional contributions to the Enterprise.

Captain Pike: "The show is going great, but we need to pick up the pace and start making a lot more money."

Elon: "We are working on several promising projects.

We need more time."

Captain Pike and Lieutenant Elon were distracted by two men in the garage.

The two men were surrounded by IT equipment.

Captain Pike: In this period the people rarely deal with IT equipment, and special in the garage.

Let's go meet them."

Captain Pike and Lieutenant Elon came up to the garage and introduced themselves.

Captain Pike: "My name is Pike and this is Elon.

We're interested in what you're working on."

The man with glasses said enthusiastically.

Bill G: "I'm Bill G and this is my friend Warren B.

Come in, come in.

Today, it is extremely rare that someone is interested in what we are working on."

Captain Pike and Lieutenant Elon entered the garage.

Bill G explained that they work on a personal computer that every human on planet earth can afford.

Bill G: "The Ferengi have their trading system and are interconnected.

It is practically impossible for people to access their system.

Every house on planet earth has a television in the house and that's more or less that of technology.

There are three programs on television.

One TV program is about cooking,

Another TV program is fun music,

The third TV program is about the values ​​of the Ferengi Trade Union.

We are developing a device that people will connect to the TV and that will enable them to communicate with each other."

Captain Pike and Lieutenant Elon listened with interest to what Bill G was telling them.

Lieutenant Elon: "Captain Pike, this is a great project.

I am seeking permission to engage in the project from Bill G AND Warren B."

Captain Pike approved.

After several days, day manage to finish the product.

Captain Pike invested the necessary funds in opening the factory for production.

Production has started.

The distribution went all over the world.

People soon started upgrading their televisions themselves with systems they called PCs.

The connection between people grew.

The network grew.

Before long, most of humanity was connected to the PC network.

Captain Pike was sitting in his office.

Someone knocked on his door.

Captain Pike: "Forward."

Lieutenant Elon entered the office from Captain Pike.

Lt. Elon: "Captain Pike, the network project is progressing very well.

Humanity is connected and ideas and goods are exchanged between people.

I have an idea how we can make our own money."

Lieutenant Elon explained to Captain Pike his idea about cryptocurrencies.

Captain Pike approved the project.

Cryptocurrencies became a hit overnight.

They brought enormous amounts of resources to the crew of the Enterprise.

Soon the Ferengi wanted to get involved as well.

Captain Pike seized the opportunity and gained access to the main Ferengi stock exchange.

Warren B has proven to be unstoppable in stock trading.

He started making huge profits on the stock market in a short period.

Soon the fortunes of the Enterprise crew became the greatest on planet Earth.

Captain Pike went to pay the penalty for the Enterprise.

The Ferengi in the office looked at him and said.

Ferengi: "That is no longer possible.

The Moon was sold along with all the resources on the Moon."

Captain Pike discovered to who the Moon was sold.

It was a Ferengi trader named Nog.

Captain Pike contacted the Ferengi merchant Nog.

Nog; "Regardless of your starship, if you want to get to it, you need to buy a whole moon from me."

Captain Pike had no choice but to buy the moon from Nog.

It turns out that before concluding the sale of the moon to Captain Pike, Nog sold the Enterprise to a great Magus on Ferenginar.

Captain Pike has learned that the great Magus of the Ferenginar intends to sell the Enterprise to the Romulans.

Captain Pike found himself in a hopeless situation.

He should have gone directly to Ferenginar as soon as possible to make an offer to the Enterprise.

Unfortunately, he did not have access to an interstellar spaceship.

The spaceship Raza appeared outside the solar system.

On the spaceship were Bucky and Porsha who had just returned from a mission.

Bucky walked up to Porsha, kissed her hand, and said.

Bucky: "It was a great pleasure to spend time with you, Porsha.

I look forward to our next meeting."

Bucky took two steps back and pressed the bracelet.

Bucki teleported to a personal spaceship that was nearby.

Bucky and his spaceship have disappeared.

Porsha thought for a few moments that Bucky was an extremely nice gentleman.

The comms on the dashboard next to Porsha rang.

Porsha answered.

On the other side was Angel.

Angel teleported precious metals to the Raza and sent her brief instructions.

Porsha entered the solar system with her spaceship.

Immediately, a spaceship with a Ferengi Inspector approached her.

Porsha paid her way into the solar system and continued on her way to planet Earth.

Captain Pike was sitting in his office.

His communicator rang.

On the other side was Porsha, who brought greetings from Angel and Bucky, and offered him a ride to the Ferenginar planet.

Captain Pike accepted the offer, loaded 40 tons of platinum onto Porsha's starship, and headed to the planet Ferenginar.

Captain Pike arrived on the planet Ferenginar, in the office of the great Magus Quark.

Quark agreed to the platinum from Captain Pike and the purchase of the Enterprise was concluded.

Captain Pike offered the great Magus Qvark an investment in cryptocurrencies.

Grand Magus Qvark's ears were ringing with happiness.

He immediately invested all the platinum from the sale of the Enterprise and as much Latinum from his stash.

The deal was done.

Captain Pike said goodbye to Porsha whose spaceship had disappeared.

Captain Pike teleported to the Enterprise

Captain Pike headed back to planet Earth with 80 tons of Latinum on the Enterprise.

The Enterprise came into the orbit of planet Earth and Captain Pike began teleporting the crew to the Enterprise.

One member of the Enterprise crew remained on planet Earth.

He insisted that Captain Pike speak to him first.

On planet Earth.

Dean was sitting at the table reading the message that had come to him a few moments ago.

The message read "Time Is Now"!!

Next to him was a Transformers Optimus Prime robot toy.

Captain Pike appeared next to Dean.

Dean explained to Captain Pike that he wanted to stay here on planet Earth.

Captain Pike saw the determination in Dean and agreed to his request.

Captain Pike went to Sharon Stone and offered to join them on the Enterprise.

Sharon Stone enthusiastically agreed to become a crew member of the Enterprise.

Captain Pike went to say goodbye to the good people Bill G and Warren B.

Captain Pike teleported back to the bridge of the Enterprise.

On the Enterprise Bridge.

Number 1: "The crew is on the board.

Sharon Stone got her quarters."

La'an: "Cryptocurrencies invested in by the great Magus of the Ferenginar have lost their value.

They are no longer worth one breakfast."

Ortega laughed and said.

Ortega: "Capitalism."

Spock: "Captain Pike, we have quantum coordinates.

Captain Pike: "Enter the quantum coordinates and activate the quantum drive."

Enterprise has taken a quantum leap.