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Shameless Transmigration: I turned everyone on!

Check out my new BL novel: I teleported again and now all demons want me! ------------ To lighten the wrath of his blackened readers, Frozen Milk was forced to transmigrate into his own novel to witness what *** he wrote. What's this? One plothole, two plotholes... plotholes everywhere! How do you counter a novel full of plotholes? Of course, with constant bullshit, constant crap and constant nonsense! It shouldn't be working but the result? Terrifying! Long live holy creator Frozen Milk! "Damn! What the hell is this?? Wasn't this supposed to be a comedy rip off? A parody? So, why are all my characters leeching onto me? Do I look like a bamboo stick to climb and eat? To stick in between your cheeks?" "Hello? System help?" "System is currently on holida- undergoing maintenance, host." "%$@#!" Frozen Milk was nearing his despair. Bent, straight, bent, straight, bent, STRAIGHT!!!! Be ready to have your brains fried, your life questioned and above all your integrity disappear! ----------------------- This is completed! Disclaimer: some profanities and innuendos Has elements of BL First book in the 'Scum Series'

MatchaMilk · LGBT+
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102 Chs

Wednesday belongs to the glimpse of water

It was finally Wednesday. Frozen Milk could breathe out a sigh in relief. After two days worrying his head over how to protect his body and more or less failing at it, yet still able to keep his virginity, he was happy that he could spend the day with Glimpse Water.

Someone who wasn't as perverted, lustful or domineering as the other two guys. Yesterday, Frozen Milk's body was basically a huge lollipop for Vil to lick and a huge icicle for him to suck on.

Frozen Milk could still feel the sensation of Vil's tongue dragging over his body and the whipped cream on his mouth that was too misleading thinking it could a be a certain white liquid.

Frozen Milk quickly shot this image out of his head and it splattered like blood on the floor to be wiped off forever by Frozen Milk. Like everyday he was in his room, laying in his bed and staring at the ceiling waiting for his end to come.

Wasn't he basically a prisoner? Frozen Milk really needed to discuss this with everyone he couldn't live on like a doll handed from one person to another constantly!

He was a human being! He had his freedom, opinions and right to choose and decide freely over his life too! But Frozen Milk decided, he'd go along with them, only for this week and then break it to them gently because he was afraid, they'd really shatter like shards that could never be properly repaired.

His characters were way too needy! Way too needy! It was impossible to deal with such clingy, overbearing and stubborn people.

Frozen Milk looked at the clock. It was already noon why didn't Glimpse Water come already?

Frozen Milk got curious but he couldn't even make it out of the room when he saw Glimpse Water sitting in front of his door and drawing circles on the ground.

"What are you doing?" Frozen Milk's eyes lost their glint.

"Well… I… I waited for you," Glimpse Water looked embarrassed.

"What are you being embarrassed for all of a sudden? You had no qualms calling me father and leeching onto me so why are you being so conscious now?"

"Well because after all this is the first time, we'll be properly alone, apart from that one time."

That one time, yeah, the shame of Frozen Milk's life. However, Frozen Milk now also realised that he really hasn't been alone with Glimpse Water like this, not to speak for a whole day.

Frozen Milk remembered the time when Glimpse Water was still a dishonest tsundere but now he was more shy and yet open about his feelings. Frozen Milk couldn't help but adore him a little more. He sighed and asked, "What do you want to do?"

Glimpse Water's ears perked up and as if his behaviour just now was a fluke, he excitingly jumped up and looked at Frozen Milk, "I… I … I … I… I have no idea…"

Don't make it so dramatic! You really lead me on to think you had a bunch of things you want to do but it was just a fluke!

"Really, nothing?"

Glimpse Water shook his head and hung it low. Timid he spoke, "As long as I can spend time with you, anything's fine."

A heartfelt feeling overcame Frozen Milk and he nodded solemnly.

"Alright," Frozen Milk felt his author could be quite cute. He patted Glimpse Water's head and the latter cuddled Frozen Milk's hand.

Frozen Milk immediately retracted it and coughed. Glimpse Water looked like a lost bunny who yearned for its owner's touch.

"Shall we go out?" Frozen Milk cleared his throat and walked in front of Glimpse Water.

"Where you wanna go?" Glimpse Water skipped after Frozen Milk until he caught up.

"Act more like yourself" Frozen Milk once again was driven into madness as Glimpse Water continued to force him to comment on his OOC behaviour.

The mansion they bought was located at an isolated place in the neutral island. They all agreed to stay on the neutral island as it was the most peaceful and beautiful place in this world.

Even if now the world was unified, the island was still the most desirable place and since the others wanted privacy, they actually bought a piece of land.

Frozen Milk chocked when he saw the amount of money Prota threw at the salesman as he carried Frozen Milk in his arms into their new mansion.

Just the thought of it made Frozen Milk shudder. He was so lost in thoughts, he didn't notice how Glimpse Water sneakily held hands with him. Since no one was in their part of land anyways, Frozen Milk didn't have to worry about looks of passerby's.

So, once he noticed the soft hands of Glimpse Water's in his, he didn't refuse it which made Glimpse Water very happy.

Frozen Milk thought he should also show affection to him since he already did unspeakable things whit both his protagonist and villain. There was no harm in treating all his characters the same.

But Frozen Milk knew that sooner or later they'd demand an answer and Frozen Milk had to choose between them because right now even though he wasn't dating any of them, it still felt like he wore the green hat.

After a while, Frozen Milk would also want to settle down with a partner and be happy but he couldn't bring it over himself to break his characters' hearts because he indeed truly loved all of them.

Yet, it wasn't to the extent of it being romantical. Frozen Milk decided to see how long this farce would go on before having to think about his future. Maybe, he'd spend the rest of his life living like this.

Despite it being exhausting and despite the potential threats of him getting ripped apart from the inside, he didn't mind if the rest of his life was spent with his characters.

Frozen Milk and Glimpse Water walked hand in hand along the beach. Thanks to the shared effort between water and nature side, the water in the world was slowly purified and soon the ocean would also become harmless and could potentially turn into a beach paradise.

"Father," suddenly Glimpse Water brought his face closer to Frozen Milk.

"What is it?" Frozen Milk felt the sweat beads forming on his forehead.

"I'm a man, ain't I?"

"I presume so," Frozen Milk was overcome with a wave of bad feelings.

"You-" Glimpse Water hung his head low and a dark aura spread, "I'll make you view me as a man."

"Again, this talk?" Frozen Milk knew his intuition was right.

"Again? Father you really ain't- hol' up," Glimpse Water squeezed Frozen Milk's hand so that he couldn't walk away anymore and forced him to stand next to him.

"From now on I ain't calling you father anymore, it feels like if I continue doing this, you ain't gonna take me serious," Glimpse Water pushed Frozen Milk onto the ground.

Frozen Milk couldn't even begin to count how many times he's experienced this exact situation. It seemed like he was forever fated to have his back pressed against a solid surface. His whole body seemed to desire this intimate relationship with grounds.

Ok, ok, look at that stare Glimpse Water gave Frozen Milk. It felt like Frozen Milk would be eaten alive any seconds. View Glimpse Water as a male? Frozen Milk already did! He already did so-