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DYSTOPIA STORY

Rebirth of the Nile: Reshaping Cleopatra's History (as a man)

When Marcus Serenus, a 21st-century historian, finds himself inexplicably reborn as Cleopatra VII, the last active ruler of the Ptolemaic Kingdom of Egypt, he is thrust into a world of ancient secrets, treacherous politics, and imminent threats from the mighty Roman Empire. Struggling to come to terms with his new identity as the queen, Marcus faces the daunting task of rewriting history and saving Egypt from its impending downfall. Armed with his knowledge of Cleopatra's failed rule in the past, he sets out on a journey to reshape the fate of the kingdom. As Marcus navigates the intricate web of palace intrigue, he must learn the ways of the court, gain the trust of his advisers and generals, and outmaneuver those who seek to undermine his rule. Along the way, he grapples with personal conflicts, reconciling his former self with the weight of Cleopatra's legacy.

Reborn as my Enemy's Twin

I think… God takes my life as a joke. Ok, fine. I transmigrated into a magical world where people can cultivate, and beasts can talk. That’s great and all but… why did god have to make my arch nemesis from my previous life my twin sister in this one?! And… Why the heck does this guy keep staring at me?! A little girl laid on a hard bed. Her eyelids fluttered open and her violet colored eyes glanced around the room. A seething face with a furrowed brow and amber eyes were the first thing she saw. She suddenly became aware of an increasing pressure on her neck, choking her. “What’s your name!” The girl asked her. She pursed her lips. Why should she tell this strange girl her name? She felt the pressure on her neck increase. “Is it really that hard to tell me your name?” The honey-eyed girl asked. The little girl swallowed. “Nessa Grace.” She said in a weak voice. The pressure on her neck was finally gone. The girl who had just been holding her down had her mouth wide open. “You have got to be kidding me.” Nessa: “...” “God really likes to joke.” “...” The girl, who looked only to be 12 years old, walked out of the house they were in and tilted her head up to the sky. Rain began to fall, landing on her face and sliding down her cheeks. “God, what did I do to be stuck with this person for two lifetimes?” A bright streak of purple lighting came shooting down. It landed in the middle of a huge crater near a river. It had appeared that she had gotten her answer. But by the look on that girl's face, it wasn’t the one she was looking for. Nessa looked at the old man sitting in a rocking chair in the corner of the shack. He gave a shrug to her look of confusion and said “Don’t ask me.” *Cover belongs to it's respective owner an will be removed upon owner's request*

Queen Of Werewolf

This story tells about Aldhard, a member of the military from the Navia Empire who is assigned to go to the country's borders. But when he got there, he saw a village that had been attacked and left only a girl. Aldhard then saves the girl who is a werewolf. but while saving the girl, Aldhard had a dream and he was given the task of guarding the werewolf or the girl he saved. He was also given the power by a mysterious person. Because the task caused Aldhard to leave the military, and had to explore the world with the werewolf. But many parties are still after the Werewolf. Did Aldhard manage to protect the Werewolf and carry out his duties?

Another Risk

Blood eyes

穿越之农门有喜

她，是当代五星级酒店主厨，做出来的美食令人神魂 颠倒。 一朝穿越变农家庶女？屈服？是不可能的。做饭？不 在话下。 他，是不苟言笑的三皇子，被亲哥篡位追杀，情路坎坷。 看他如何见招拆招，化险为夷，赢得娇妻。 看她如何从一农家女飞上枝头变凤凰，揭开奇妙身世，轰动天下 携手开创夫妻档

HXH: another hxh fanfic

Most HXH fanfic I've found were either dropped and full of crap so I created my own.. Warning; It's my first story so don't expect too much..

cheat level

你是我的夏日清凉

温夏还在吃奶流口水的时候，景修远已经小学了； 温夏小学毕业的时候，景修远已经在谈恋爱了； 温夏15岁生日的时候，景修远已经带着女朋友见家长了； 温夏23岁时，景修远已经结婚3年了，而结婚证写着温夏的名字。 he，过程小虐。 青梅竹马，破镜重圆， 男主职业医生，本人非专业，如有涉及，不当之处请海涵。

Becoming a Villain: Harem? I'm not the protagonist, I'm the villain.

If you are curious, I will give a brief synopsis of this book. So a man transmigrates to another world, there he becomes the main villain, and there there is also a protagonist. The story will focus on the main character, there may be several chapters that focus on side characters or supporting characters for the storyline. Please don't expect me to update the chapter I don't want you to be disappointed, I'm just a beginner writer who wants to try writing a novel, maybe there will be lots of language or spelling errors, Also English is not my main language. Currently I'm looking for material and a plot for a story, because character development starting from weak to strong is quite difficult, and again this will be my first original book. Note: I was also planning to make a Genshin Impact fanfic, but because there are so many mysteries in the game I decided to postpone it, and thought about making my original story first.

Doraemon: God Nobi Nobita

Akismin Academy: Competition for the princess.

In the kingdom of Kleins, it is customary to find an heir with the help of a sword-fighting competition, using magic. 16 applicants were selected from the Akisman Academy in order to come together in the final fights for the hand of the princess. But, because of this competition, a riot soon begins, led by... Misato? But because of what, because he is one of the contenders? In fact, this competition was doomed to revolt because of one mistake in the management of the kingdom... But which one exactly?

Real pain

My fairy tail story

The Creature Compendium

A collection of short stories based on different strange and paranormal creatures, all existing within the same universe/multiverse. How do they interact with the world around them? What kind of fate befalls the humans who stumble upon them? These are the tales awaiting you in the Creature Compendium, should you dare to open it.

我在木叶写小说

文化传播火影，影响衣食住行方方面面。 不仅要潜移默化让人们发自内心的认同中华文化，还要转变他们的语言文字，甚至全民修仙！ 【第一卷】：《初来乍到》。 【卷简介】：人在火影，刚任教师，出书立传，组建势力。 比如《笑傲忍界》、《倚天屠龙记》、《木叶双龙传》、《神鹰侠侣》、《木叶记》...... 宇智波·说书人·富岳。 带卡双修《长生诀》，一刀一剑走天涯。 独臂佐助，神鹰侠侣，风陵渡口初相遇，一遇佐助误终身。 放眼整个木叶村，谁TM敢动我木叶丸？ 【第二卷】：《中华街》。 【卷简介】：中华街道古香古色，五千年坊市余音绕梁。 卑留呼坐镇【青楼】。 鞍马菀云坐镇【影院】播放《秦时》。 波风水门坐镇【美食一条街】送外卖。 宇智波富岳坐镇【评书坊】和【戏院】。 药师野乃宇坐镇【医馆】救死扶伤，野原琳成为实习药徒。 ...... 其中，根部改造为墨家机关城，木叶村全村通网，开通虚拟农场敛财，赤砂之蝎的玩具场，月光下的猹猹西...... 守护木叶群：866530546

One Piece-Blaze

A Boy was Seen Walking within the Forest when he came upon a House with Sliver Gate so he open the Gate and went inside then he start to walk toward the Door and open it "Hello is anyone home" His Small Childlike voice sound out. When he hear Nothing he proceeded to Walk inside. He saw a Notes and Read it. (5 Min Later) Luffy start to Cry to himself "Stupid Marine and jiji" Luffy said to himself. Luffy saw a 2 Sword and his Notes. "Luffy these Sword Are Ying/Yang the Twin Sword they used to be mine but now it yours since i am Gone" From Mom to You Lu. Luffy cry to himself Again he Wipe the Tear Away and Start to Touch Both Sword and Start to Hold them He Touch The Handle with Both hand and Take his Other Hand and Touch the Other now ye got Both Sword in Hand. 5 Min Later Luffy Start to Move his Body and Put both Sword Down and Walk The Gate he Close it then walk toward inside And Colse the Door and then Walk Toward a Box on the Table With the Notes Said. "Luffy Inside the Box is a Furit called a Devil Furit they take your Ability to Swim and gave you the Power The Fruit Has that you have Eaten...The Devil Furit Name is Called Sakura Petal" Luffy look at the Furit in Awe and start to read again "The Sakura Furit is so Dangerous Combine With the Ying/Yang Sword and Haki can be Unstoppable". "What is Ha..ki" Luffy Said then look Down Again. "Luffy if you want to Know Haki...Haki is Everyone that can be unlock through Training there 2 Haki people Learn and there 1 Haki that people are Born 1 in a Millon has and it say people who unlock it can he King" Luffy Mine start to process it then It came to his Sense He read Again. "1 Haki is Called Kenbunshoku Haki Which can allow you to see Where your Foes going to hit you so you can dodge it The 2nd Haki is Called Armament which can harden your Skin act like a Layer that can cause Damage to your Foes if use Right...The Last one you had Which you are Born with is called Haoshoku Haki Also called King Haki is you can figure how to use yours Ok Luffy" Luffy start to process the information Again. "Luffy The is the last One in the Box ok" Luffy start to nooded his Head and Open The Chest next to the Letter and read it again "Ok Luffy i going no matter what happen i am Watching you no matter what happen ok" Luffy Nooded his Head and a Smile started to Form. " Luffy No Matter What do not Join the Marine the Absolute Justice is not Justice at All They Will kill you no matter what Unborn,Children and Family ok....By Luffy Taken Care" Luffy Start to pick up the Furit and Ate it then almost puke but he ate it all then tooo another bite out of it then the Color of the Devil Furit start to turn to an Original Base Furit. "Sakura Dance" Luffy called out then Sakura Petal start to Appen twist around him. So Luffy Walk forward while the Sakura continues to follow him and Pick up his twin Blade and Bring it to his Room Along with his Mom letter and Picture. As Luffy put everything down and sleep on his Bed he Drift into Dream

Cyberpshyco

Di era di mana batas antara teknologi dan kemanusiaan semakin kabur, dunia telah berubah menjadi panggung gelap yang dipenuhi dengan keajaiban dan ancaman. Dalam kota megapolitan yang dikenal sebagai NeoTokyo, revolusi teknologi telah membawa kemakmuran tak terduga sekaligus ketidakpastian yang tak terelakkan. Di sinilah cerita dimulai, di tengah keseimbangan rapuh antara peradaban dan kekacauan, di mana seorang insinyur jaringan yang cakap, Mika Hoshiko, terjerat dalam perang virtual dan nyata yang mengguncang fondasi kota itu sendiri. NeoTokyo, dengan cahaya neonnya yang menghipnotis dan keramaian yang tak pernah berhenti, bukanlah sekadar kota. Ia adalah perwujudan masa depan, yang tercipta dari imajinasi dan ambisi manusia untuk menguasai teknologi dalam segala aspek kehidupan. Namun, dibalik gemerlapnya, kegelapan merajalela. Serangan-serangan oleh entitas cyberpsycho telah menimbulkan kekacauan yang meresahkan kota ini. Dengan kekuatan teknologi yang tak terbendung, cyberpsycho merajalela dalam jaringan yang mengendalikan hampir seluruh aspek kehidupan, mengancam kedamaian yang dulu tercipta. Di tengah-tengah serangan yang terjadi secara mendadak, Mika Hoshiko mendapati dirinya terjebak dalam pertarungan yang jauh lebih besar daripada yang pernah dia bayangkan. Sebagai seorang ahli jaringan yang terampil, dia memiliki tanggung jawab besar untuk mempertahankan keamanan kota, namun tugas tersebut terasa seperti menghadapi badai tanpa perlindungan. Ketika serangan cyberpsycho mencapai puncaknya, Mika tersadar bahwa satu-satunya cara untuk menyelamatkan kota adalah dengan menembus dunia virtual yang gelap, tempat di mana cyberpsycho berkeliaran dan menguasai sistem yang memerintah NeoTokyo. Inilah kisah perjuangan seorang wanita dalam mengejar kebenaran di tengah gelombang teknologi yang membingungkan, di mana batas antara realitas dan virtualitas menjadi semakin samar. Dalam pencarian untuk menyelamatkan kota yang terancam, Mika Hoshiko siap menghadapi tantangan demi tantangan, melangkah ke dalam dunia cyberpunk yang penuh dengan bahaya, intrik, dan pertarungan melawan kekuatan yang tidak terlihat namun sangat kuat. Inilah kisah "Hidup di Dunia Cyberpunk dengan Penyerangan Cyberpsycho", yang akan membawa kita ke dalam perjalanan yang tak terduga dan memunculkan pertanyaan tentang harga yang harus dibayar untuk keamanan di era teknologi yang semakin maju.

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Ilusi Hati

Hati itu memang aneh. Terkadang, sudah tau itu menyakitkan, masih saja dijalani. Bahkan, sudah jelas-jelas itu salah, masih saja diteruskan, seolah-olah hati mampu menebarkan sebuah ilusi agar bisa menjerat kita ke dunia fantasi khayalan kita. Dan ini yang sedang terjadi padaku, terjerat oleh ilusi hati, sehingga aku bertindak tolol dan merusak beberapa hati di sekitarku. Tapi ilusi hatiku membuat aku tak bisa lepas. Aku masih ingin terus dan terus mereguk dosa dari ilusi hati ini. Sampai kapan aku terbangun dari ilusi hati? WARNING : * mature content 21+ * pembaca berusia di bawah 18 th dilarang baca ini yah ^^ * bahasa vulgar dan kasar di dialog * bagi yg tidak menyukai bacaan vulgar dan mature, harap tidak perlu baca ini agar tidak terpelatuk! ^^

Desires of the Wavering Heart

"Neither can I keep you in my arms nor can I imagine you being far away. I do want you but you will hate me or even be hurt in the process. Will you still stay by my side despite the consequences??" ==== Two lives are intertwined by an incident. One seeks revenge, while the other desires freedom. Being together causes their hearts to waver. He mistook her for a boy, lost his first kiss when they first met, which made him question his sexual preference. The second time, he coerced her into serving as his personal caregiver, and she was unable to free herself. Later, he sought to possess and bind the girl to his side. She turned it down because she didn't want to be the third wheel. After that, an infatuation game begins. .... The fate of Grasal City was influenced by an incident. It was inevitable that there would be a struggle for supreme authority. Arik, a young man consumed with hate, rage, and bloodlust, rose above the corpses to rule Grasal City and its mafia. He had a sickness and the cure was only her. Secrets and truths of old and new conspiracies, misunderstandings, are bound to be disclosed. In the process, both individuals' true identities are revealed. Hatred and forgiveness were mixed with the infatuation. One desires bloodlust, while the other wants to heal. Who will prevail in a love-hate relationship, and what shape their relationship will take, is uncertain... ===== Note: This is an original story written by me. It is supposed to be Part 1 of the series- Wavering Heart. Disclaimer: I don't own the pictures. Credit goes to the owner.

The Demon Venerable's Wistful Desire

After transmigrating, Chi Muyao was locked in a ‘small dark room’ aka a cave, with the main villain Xi Huai. The demonic cultivator’s body was chained up and his spiritual energy sealed. Chi Muyao’s situation was…awkward to say the least. He needed to dual cultivate to the Foundation Building Stage in order to lift the restriction on the cave so they could be rescued. However…he’s a male disciple of the He Huan Sect ahhhhhh! Who was he supposed to cultivate with, the main villain?? Everyone who’s read the book he transmigrated into knew that the cannon fodder who used Xi Huai to dual cultivate died an exceptionally terrible death. Run! He had to skedaddle as soon as the restriction was lifted!

I Am A Catholic God Of Death

Alex Smith just an ordinary pastor at an ordinary Catholic Church, until the day he was killed. God decided that he shouldn’t have to die with the amount of malice in his heart and sent him to reincarnate in a world where he no longer concerns himself with. A world where sins don’t matter. Getting to this world, Alex realizes that he is no longer bound to the chains of morality that held him down on earth. He realizes that the church isn’t what he was used to on earth, that the church is filled with liars and manipulative people. He is disgusted by the church and embarks on a journey to end the church no matter how many people he has to kill to do it. *** Official discord link https://discord.gg/2XrBm3Fe

Face-Off: Clash of the races-A Game

Love without hope

"likeness is only in the eyes,but love is in the heart"

Reincarnation of a murderer

It Started With A Lie

Harmony left her life country lifestyle despite the protest of her family. Harmony left her life at the country to get her business degree in hopes of finding the perfect job after. She was fresh out of college when went for an interview at the Rivers Industry in hopes of getting that secretary job until she can impress the owner of the business and get promoted Turning up on the interview day she had lost all hopes when she saw all the beautiful women waiting in line for the job but she waited to be interviewed just for the sake of hoping she can get the job by a small chance. She comes face to face with her would-be boss and his idea. She came to the conclusion that it wasn't worth it rejecting him and his offer labeling him as complete jerk. Ryan always gets what he wants what happens when he doesn't get it and was insulted. He comes up with the ludicrous of an idea to get back at her.

THE TAMING OF THE BIG BAD ALPHA BY HIS ENCHANTRESS-LUNA

“Shut up!” He roared, as he tore my slave garment from my body in less than a second, leaving my body bare, except for my bra and panties. “Oh my…” He muttered devilishly with lust filled eyes, as he roughly grabbed the right cup of my bra, manhandling it as if to get a pre-feel of how the main softness will feel like. I had given up already, tired of writhing on the floor, tired of trying to wiggle out of his hold, and tired of pleading. What was the use? My legs were already held hostage in the confines of his own limbs, my throat was now sore, and all my plea fell on deaf ears. I shut my eyes tightly, already welcoming my cursed fate, when suddenly the door burst ajar. Who could that be? A savior or another foe? I opened up my eyes, already glazy with tears, and peered at the visitor. He was a man. A beautiful man. A beautiful, angry man. I couldn’t tell distinctively his facial features because of my tear clothed eyes, but even as I laid as dead underneath my assailant, I could feel his rage rolling over him like waves. “Who dares to interrupt my pleasure time? My assailant asked, about to turn his head way back to see who had been standing by the door, when suddenly, in a twinkle of an eye, his head went off flying from his neck, to the ground idly. And so, I screamed; especially as I felt his blood splatter all over my chest and face. But in my screaming and shocked state, I was still able to hear the first words of the man since he had stepped into the room. “How dare you to touch my mate?” He roared. ***** Olivera, the only wolfless girl in the Red Moon’s Pack was captured alongside her best friend by the deadliest pack in the entire region. While performing her slave duties for the new pack, she was almost raped by her taskmaster, but for the intervention of Raul, the Alpha of the pack, who is reckoned for his infamous curse, ruthlessness and womanizing traits. Journey along with Olivera, and see how a shy, seizure plagued wolfless girl tamed the big bad alpha, especially when it was discovered that she was a hybrid, the chosen world who would restore peace between the two supernatural realms at war.

When We Were Married

The smell of the old house took me back to the time when we first met each other. I haven't been here in a long time and I just can't keep myself from reminiscing about what I was in the past. How I played and stayed here all day pretending I wanted to see my best friend. Something in the past that I regret doing. I looked up to the second floor where his room was once located. I gulped and looked down. That was where I made the biggest mistake that I have done in my life that until now, I still don't know if I should be thankful for or not. 22-year-old Xhyrah Jeace Jimenez is struggling to be the pregnant wife of a newbie billionaire whom she had a crush on once when she was a teenager. She struggles with the pressure of being a famous rich man's wife and doubts her husband's feelings about her. She never really wanted the marriage to be a choice but because of her pursuing parents, and her husband being driven by his childhood memories, she agreed but later wondered if the choice she made was the right thing to do or was it just another mistake?

SAKURA'S GRIM REAPER

"It was never my intention to fall in-love with you... again..." "It hurts to see how our fate turns out to be this way..." "but....I will never give up on us this time...no matter how the Deity's turn the table just to keep us apart once more..." "I will protect you...even if my only purpose is to kill you...I will do my best to keep you safe with me..." "Sakura!! wake up darling you'll be late on your job interview! come on down and have some breakfast first before you leave okay?Hurry up!" It was Sakura's mom. "Oh my! it was the same dream again...Who is he..? I couldn't even see his face...I've been dreaming of him since I turned 16 and now it's been what...5 years..?but...his built seems so familiar to me...and his voice...I think I've heard it a long time ago...What's going on with me...? although I don't feel like freaking out...but it's really weird...He wants to protect me...yet his purpose is to kill me..? seriously??" Sakura's deep thoughts while driving her car going to her job interview when suddenly "Baaaaaam!!!!!" she bump her car on the hood in front of her. "Oh Shoot!!!" Sakura exclaimed. "oh my... what am I gonna do...? I'm almost late...!" she went off her car and check the bumper. "well, just a little scratch I think...calm down Sakura everything's gonna be just fine..." talking to herself. "Uhmm...excuse me Miss...? I was talking to you, are you okay?" a man from the car she bumped with. "woah... a baritone voice...such broad shoulders...strong jaws...pointed nose...a scent so masculine...and his eyes... as if his eyes can see my very soul...and at my height of 5'6 feet I look like a child...damn his height was so perfect...!" click! click! click! "excuse me Miss? are you day dreaming? really? right now in this kind of situation? you know what here's the calling card, I already called the insurance office to take care of everything then let's just talk about this later because I am so damn late in my work! geezh!!" and the man left her in the middle of the street. Beep!!! Beep!!! Beep!!! "Hey Miss get off the road!!!" Sakura rushed back to her car still confused to what happened or maybe she was so mesmerized to that man. She look at the calling card he gave her, "Gold Wheels Repair Shop and Automotive Accessories? hmm...oh well I'll take care of this later.." "Applicant number 42! Congratulations! you passed your Written test and Department Interview, Our CEO will be handling the final interview so please proceed at the CEO's office at the right side of this corner last door." the HR officer announced. "Oh My God! yes ma'am!! thank you so much!!" as she walked with confident to where the office is. "You're almost there Sakura..!" ***Ooooops!! it's NOT what you think it is!! so better read the whole story!! Love lotz readers!!

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Heart of Avalon

A little lady went to the the Palace of Versye to work as a maid.After her promotion, she slowly mets the First Prince and fell in love at him.Knowing he has a rival to the heart of the lady.And tries to protect the future ruler away from the enimies that prefer to become a good influence of him.Will the lady fall in love in a royal Prince, or the Duke's trusted image, or discover an unpublished secret that nobody knows??

The Warriors

Para Pewaris

Misteri, Dunia ini adalah misteri, Kadang sesuatu terjadi tanpa kita ketahui.

A few angry words

A few angry words from Neji lead to a great many changes: "Hiashi-sama," Naruto bowed once more. "I ask you to make a bargain with me." To be with the girl he loves he makes a bet. The stakes? Only his future and his dream

Kibō ni michita hikari

Embers of Destiny

In a vast and godless multiverse, where once a benevolent god created everything and every life, chaos looms as the deity perishes under mysterious circumstances, leaving its essence scattered across reality. The smallest fragment of its power can shatter existence itself, posing an existential threat to the entire cosmos. To prevent the collapse of the multiverse, a legendary organization known as the "Hands of God" emerges. These exceptional individuals wield the scattered divine essence, acting as gods in the absence of their creator, mending anomalies and maintaining balance in the realms. Among the newest generation of Hands of God cadets is Neo C. Arthur, a young man seeking an escape from his troubled past. Despite his lackluster academic performance, he finds himself chosen alongside the brilliant tactician Grace I. Harbor and daring adventurer Alexander B. Gale. They are assigned to a newly built outpost in uncharted regions of the multiverse, believed to hold mysteries crucial to their mission. Determined to prove himself, Neo must confront the doubts cast upon him and embrace his hidden talents. As the trio embarks on their interdimensional journey, they encounter dangers that test their unity and force them to rely on each other's strengths. In this uncharted realm, they uncover fragments of the deceased god's essence and realize that their assignment is not just to fix anomalies but to unveil the secrets of creation itself. Neo's inexplicable connection to the divine power hints at a greater destiny awaiting him. As the mysteries of the multiverse unravel, the Hands of God face challenges that push the boundaries of reality and reveal the true extent of their abilities. Together, they will discover the far-reaching consequences of a god's demise and the price they must pay to protect the cosmos from oblivion.

The Villain in everyone's eyes

I was just living a normal life. sleeping late, working out like crazy, killing people for fun, manipulating people,... etc When I thought this life would not get any worse as it is now. a calamity occured on this world. The continents move and merged into one, [Gates] suddenly appeared and let out monsters that was thought to be only a myth, monsters unbeknownst from the humans emerged from the deep parts of the ocean. When everyone thought that all hope was lost, An unknown being's voice rang on everyone's head and remained on it forever. [The world is harsh as of now, but fear not, Someone will rise and defeat all evil]. after that happened, Humans began to awaken powers to defeat monsters that the government can't ever do with their weapons. While they were fighting monsters for humanity's survival, They could not wait to see the [Hero] that will save humanity from it's extinction. But an unexpected turn of events befall upon me, a [Status Window] appeared infront of me and says, [You are the destined villain]. "wait...me? The villain?....F*ckkkkkkk"