Rock Falls, Everyone Dies

By a stroke of fate, a stone gains sentience and sets out on a grand quest to touch grass. However, the system forgot to change its stats from their [Metric] values to the appropriate [Str, Int, Dex] values. Things escalate. Fast. *** Features: - Cultivation - Jade Beauties - Numbers go up (Ridiculously up. All of them) - Most balanced protagonist of all time (is round, so is balanced) (Note: Story not mine, just saw that a story I liked wasn't on webnovel, Real Author is Zechamp(At least to my knowledge))