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Reincarnated into The Kardashian (ENG)

A failed otaku dies at 17 with COVID-19 and is reincarnated in 1999, but his family is little different from the others. Follow Klaus Jenner's journey into the world of fame. This is an English version for readers who cannot translate by the application. Check out the original version (Portuguese) in my profile. Ps: Version translated by google if you have any problems with this come suck my dick.

Vigarist · Celebridades
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19 Chs

Birthday (2/2)

[*Ding

Mission spoiling the party completed!

Reward: 10 skill points.

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As I looked at the rewards with satisfaction the stick started to break.

Kriss (POV)

'When my son tried to speak his first word my heart filled with joy, although I already have a lot of child, it is amazing that you are never really prepared for motherhood. It's always a new experience and this no doubt this situation is one of them.

What pissed me off the most is that he just cussed and my husband just stood there laughing like an idiot, thinking it was cute. '

"Why do you keep acting like an idiot?" I asked scowling.

"Am I acting like an idiot?" Bruce replies with an amazed face.

"Yes, you were acting like dumb mother's corn now. " I replied as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.

"No swearing in front of Klaus, Kriss. "Bruce looked at me a little angrily and said.

"I didn't curse, I called you Momma's corn." My voice rises and I answer him angrily.

"Why are you saying 'corn'? In confusion Bruce asks.

I reach out my mother toward Klaus and say, "Because they have a baby over there and I don't want to swear in front of a baby."

"Then why don't you pick another word?" Bruce inquires.

"I picked "corn" man" as I continue talking and looking at Klaus and I say, "It's on, your father is a witch, that's it I said"

"He's a witch, you idiot. " Emphasizing the idiot part well.

"Goofy momma's corn." I say looking at Bruce.

'Klaus looks at me with a beautiful smile, GOD I swear I will protect him with all my might. '

Forcing an angry face and ending with a beautiful smile I speak to my youngest son 'That is a very ugly word, don't repeat it anymore. Speak mommy, MA-MOM-E."

My son looks at me curiously and says "Kim" my smile has stiffened more than the doctor got from the butox sessions.

Looking at Kim who comes running to hug little Klaus, I grab a bottle of wine and a cigarette March and head to the garden.

END OF POV

Klaus (POV)

'I know I may have been a little cruel to Kriss, but she deserves it for not being around much during this time. Maybe she'll turn on, or I'll start calling Anna Fury Mom soon, soon.

However, it was undoubtedly very beneficial given my situation, with this feeling of guilt Kriss will try to spend more time with me, reading stories and giving me a background to explain in case I become a writer at a young age saying "I was deeply influenced by my, every night she read me a different story that allowed me to travel in different worlds, living several adventures during childhood and being inspired by this, I decided to create this book. Besides giving me the opportunity to meet my future soldiers, after all, children of famous people are a good tool for some of my plans.

It was late... now that I have demonstrated the ability to speak and walk, my brothers won't leave me alone. I have practically become a defective audio recorder, they keep repeating words and expect me to speak, nothing that a secret weapon can't solve.

Soon I will be putting my plan into practice since I have recovered a good part of my motor coordination, when my father is watching NFL games I will show interest in the sport and I am sure that he will see himself before the injury in American soccer. Killing two birds with one stone, I will deepen our relationship while being able to brush up on my statics with a good coach.

This combination of athletic and erudite sounds good to me, if possible I will win some competition, I know it is not fair at all. However, if I activate some hidden mission, it will have been worth it.

The end of the long holiday is coming to an end and with it my birthday finally arrived, there were no big guests or famous artists, it was just my family. However, it made me very happy to see them all gathered and laughing.

With the old lady left I think of one wish 'May Scarlett Johansson a brand new and Billie Eilish a condo slum. ' Smiling at everyone marking my year of my new life.

After the party my mom comes and leaves me in the crib giving me a kiss on the forehead and wishing me a good night.

Sighing I think 'That was a good year...' as I sleep looking at the interface.

[*Ding

Name: Klaus Jenner

Age: 1

[ATTRIBUTES]

STR: 4 (25 adult)

STA: 6 (25 adult)

AGI: 6 (25 adult)

INT: 36 ( 25 adult )

CHA: 80 (100 MAX)

Free: 108.4

Titles:

Academic: increases understanding of new knowledge and skills passively by 10%.

Damned Teenager: immune to blemishes and skin diseases.

Aristocrat: free of body odor and perfect posture, increases favorability with people by 10%.

Swindler: increases persuasion by 10% and comprehension by 20% for lying, acting and arguing.

Angel Voice: Increases the transmission of feelings through spoken words and 10% comprehension for singing, speaking and poetry skills.

Bonus: never goes out of tune.

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Abilities:

Acting: D-; Crawl: S;

Walking: L-; Talking: L-

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Languages:

Portuguese C+; Spanish: C-;

Mandarin: C-; English: E+

Knowledge:

General:

Physics: C-; Mathematics: C +;

Chemistry: C+; Biology: C+;

Computer Science: D-; Arts: E+

Sociology: C+; Philosophy: C+;

Special:

Law: C-; Forestry Engineering: C+

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Skill Points: 130

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Missions:

Congratulations for completing Mission 1: Fool Anna - (12/12) months

(Anna is suspicious of you acting like a normal baby)

Reward: 'Acting' Skill Promotion Grade D-.

Congratulations for completing the daily mission: Motor Coordination - (100/100)%.

Reward: Random skill grade D.