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Reincarnated In A World of Silly Women

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can. 11/21/24 I only just noticed that the webnovel reader changes my formatting. I was using an extra space between paragraphs to denote a scene change. Please leave a comment if you find any confusing parts. 11/30/24 I'm going on a trip I've been planning for a while in a couple days. I will try to keep writing and publishing while I'm away, but I expect a slower pace.

TheLastMan · Fantasia
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60 Chs

The Amazon Hunters

"Uh, hi." I said, still trying to think. I can wonder where I acquired this language later. Right now, I need to figure out how to navigate this situation, but I don't think I can. She lifted her body up and down slowly, atop me, shutting my brain off. She had been still since I woke up.

"Hnngg, anyway, my name is Emily and this is Enna, we're Amazon hunters." Said the woman atop me, leaning forward to look me in the eyes. 

Amazons? The all-female fantasy race? These two definitely aren't normal women. They are tall and muscular, not to mention their bizarre behavior. Maybe this is normal for them. The introduction also indicates we don't know each other.

"What's your name?"

"My name. . ." I trailed off, considering the mystery of my identity again. It would be simplest to use my past-life(?) name, but I could choose a new name if I want to. I could choose a cool name.

"Yeah, what's your name?"

"What if he doesn't understand us?" asked Enna.

"I understand you. I just need to think."

"You need to think about your name?" returned Emily.

"He's probably in shock because he woke up to you raping him." said Enna in a strangely flat tone.

"It's not rape, it's destiny, the gods must have sent him to us to be our husband, and sex was the only way to wake him." said Emily, while she wriggled her hips.

"Is that true?" said Enna, with an intense gaze.

"Uhh. . . maybe." Bizarrely, that is about as plausible as any explanation I could come up with right now.

"No normal person could sleep through all that pinching and prodding and shaking." added Emily. "And how else could he end up this deep in the sacred forest without any clothes or supplies?"

Now we're getting somewhere. So, these Amazons, while hunting or whatever, found me, naked and sleeping deep in this special forest. She called it sacred, which probably means it has some special significance to the Amazons, and it sounds like this is a very strange place to find a boy.

From the sound of it, they made various attempts to wake me, but I slept through it all like I was in a coma. I'm guessing they've never met a boy before because they interpreted what's probably just morning wood as some kind of invitation or sign. Emily must be pretty thirsty if that's all the prompting she needed.

I guess there's not much use dwelling on it. I probably would have consented if I had the opportunity, anyway. Plus, I definitely want these two to like me, since they are my only connections in this(?) world, this life. I'm going to need people to rely on. I'm just lying here like a selfish lover, too, I should at least participate a little.

I finally decided on a plan: to get these Amazons to like me and help me out. I returned my focus to Emily and found Enna instead. They switched places while I was lost in thought. Were they being sneaky about it, or was I really that distracted?