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Reincarnated In A World of Silly Women

Do deities play practical jokes on mortals? My new life in a new world is gratifying, so far, but I can't help but wonder why. There are no men and these women are ridiculous. One all-female race after another, in this part of the world, at least. Amazons, Elves, and Fairies; each with strange quirks and bizarre personalities. I keep collecting more of them as I try to carve out a place for myself in this world. Author's Notes: I intend this to be a lighthearted comedy, as well as a fun and intriguing power fantasy. I won't write anything disturbing, and I will make it as funny as I can. 11/21/24 I only just noticed that the webnovel reader changes my formatting. I was using an extra space between paragraphs to denote a scene change. Please leave a comment if you find any confusing parts. 11/30/24 I'm going on a trip I've been planning for a while in a couple days. I will try to keep writing and publishing while I'm away, but I expect a slower pace.

TheLastMan · Fantasia
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60 Chs

Amazon Marriage

"You too?"

"Of course." responded Enna, rather curtly.

'Well, my plan remains the same.' I thought as I reached out to feel Enna's abs.

"Enna and I are partners, we do everything together and we don't want to be separated."

"Why would you be separated?" Dang, her abs are firm, yet her skin is so smooth and pleasant.

"Oh right, I guess you wouldn't know. Amazons have to stay with their husbands until they die, and we're not supposed to associate with men we're not married to."

Meanwhile, Enna was speeding up. Emily's movements were slow and varied, like she was mainly interested in exploring the sensations. Enna's movements have been consistent, and now she's accelerating, like she wants to head directly to the climax. She is also starting to let out small moans. It's getting harder to focus on this conversation.

"Is it okay for you to associate with me?"

"Huh? You're our husband now, and we are your wives. That was decided the moment you deflowered us. Don't humans get married the same way?"

Oh, I suppose they wouldn't have some kind of ceremony, they're just considered married when they enter a sexual relationship. Buuut. . .

"Does it count if I didn't consent?"

"Huhhh! Of course it counts! I can only be deflowered once, you know. . ." Emily trailed off sheepishly, averting her gaze.

"I'm not sure it does." said Enna, between breaths.

"Whaaat!? Well if it doesn't count for me, then it doesn't count for you either."

"No, he was awake and voiced no objections."

Emily was stunned still, looking increasingly panicked, then it was clear she had another idea.

"But you consent to it, don't you?" she said, leaning over and looking me in the eye with a pleading expression.

"Yes, I do. I think I would like to be married to you"

I don't want to leave her hanging. More importantly, though: MISSION. ACCOMPLISHED. OBJECTIVE. COMPLETE. I didn't just get these Amazons to like me, I married them, and now they have to stay with me. That's a huge relief, I'd be pretty screwed without people to rely on this world.

"That's a relief." said Emily as she lifted my head into a hug against her bosom, and combined with the other stuff, that sent me over the edge. "Wait a minute, Enna. Doesn't it say in the doctrine that rape counts for marriage."

"The doctrine guides us, not the humans. You may be obliged to accept the man who deflowers you, regardless of the circumstances, but he has no such obligation." said Enna as she lifted herself off of me and fixed her clothes.

"Oh, right, I think I remember learning that."

"That seems kind of harsh." I chimed in.

"Any man who can deflower an amazon by force has proven himself a worthy husband. Amazons value strength above all else." recited Enna.

Shortly after that, I stood up in this body for the first time. I feel so light and agile, it's good to be young. I started hopping in place and flexing a bit to get a feel for my new body until I noticed that Emily and Enna were staring. It made me feel a little awkward.