I'm Dead??

I have spent all of my life as a complete loser, I have lost all my family and friends for my abnormal and weird activities; sexual Harassment. Yes, that's right, you did not hear me wrong.

Now, you may be wondering what exactly I mean by that. well, I tend to do much more than your average Cornhub enjoyer. like that time I jerked off while laying on top of the family table or when I tried to grope my hot cousin and got beat up by my uncle 😤. I did not regret that.

Shit, I would do it again if I could. but danm life didn't go the way I would hope for. I've already been disowned and all my family has cut off all contact with me, I am surprised they didn't just call the cops on me. Now without a home, no money, and a phone I've decided to do what I know best, jerk off.

I walk for a while across the streets looking for a nice place to do my deed when I come across some sleeping hobos, I stole some of their boxes and made myself a bed with them. I sat down and got straight to it. An hour went by and I just kept going that hour soon turned into 8 hours 🙃 by the time I blew the last load I had unlocked the mythical red cum. I immediately passed out after that. I spent a few hours in darkness until I opened my eyes, I could see my body there laying on the sidewalk in daylight and a crowd surrounded my body which of course had the pants down I admired my ding dong for a few moments before I realized what was going on.

I am dead. I thought this would be much different I was wondering why I was so calm. I mean, I am fucking dead.