Puzzling collection of jokes from various countries

Romeo wants to run away

what would you do if the prettiest and strongest woman is at your door steps with a marriage proposal. Well, most people would accept, but not me. Are you kidding, every strong warrior is after her, the powerful organization that want to recruit her and she says no because of me, yup I am dead, so I will just jump out of this window, and escape from here. I will get away this time, freedom here I come.

Grace And Aces Tale Of Magical Gangsters English Version Book 1

Elementacia is a chaotic world. Many people have turned their senses into full greed and hunger for power. Mary Mchavoc's mission for surviving a great war was to eliminate the enemies that poison's the land of Vlade Empire. In order to do that, she must become one of the people she have to eliminate. She founded her Gang that will fight the evil incarnates. ***** DISCLAIMER: This is written in English. A very light English that even a 6 year old kid could understand. This is a work of fiction. Names, characters, businesses, places, events and incidents are either the products of the author's imagination or used in a fictitious manner. Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental. Plagiarism is a serious offense. Don't you dare to copy exactly my story. Use your imagination to create your own meaningfull, truthfull and awesome story.

What Kind of Story is This?

Reborn to fight

Xaiver lived a life where he runs away from his father the king of the second most powerful kingdom known to man . In his previous life he died having been caught by his ruthless father. What happens when Xaiver is given a chance to fight back and save himself and his dear ones but they say everything comes at a price . Will he be able to keep the promise he made to the mysterious being that have him a second change .

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John The Killer

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Transmigrated as a monster

After filling out a CYOA(Cursed city residence v2.0) Jack and 4999 others are transported to a parallel mundane earth where they are turned into the monster they created, let's watch Jack's adventures as one of the 5000 citizens of the new city of monsters. WARNING this fiction will have heavy elements of gore, brutality, torture, cannibalism and other dark topics. Not for the faint of heart, you have been warned so read at your own risk of being offended. Don't blame me. Also the CYOA does not being to me and I am using it as a reference, that being said this content is written by me from my head/imagination. This is fiction and resemblances to the real world is just a coincidence.

A Forever Quest

Two friends named Sora and Touma made a break through in science and changed the world literally.

Reborn in One Piece With Editing system

Khem a nornal highschool teenager who loves one pièce dies in his sleeps and wakes up in the World of One piece 6 months before luffy sets sail What will Khem do . of cource travel around the world with luffy and his crew and help him become the pirate king Khem wakes up in an unhabited island in east blue . "Where am i ?Am i on an island ,is this a prank.. what is it a news paper ? WHAT fire fist Ace joined whitebeard pirates .Am i in the world of One Piece and the time line is 6 months before luffy sets sail. What am i going to do,i love straw hat crew but i know luffy won't let me join because i am weak. WAIT I MUST HAVE SOME CHEATS LIKE SYSTEM" "SYSTEM" "SYSTEM" *DING* GREATEST EDITING SYSTEM HAS BEING ACTIVITED *DING* Hello host i am your system and i will help you grow stronger

Great change

Kamulah Yang Ditakdirkan

Apa yang akan kalian lakukan jika menjadi maura??? Disaat kalian masih sayang-sayangnya dengan seseorang? Lelaki selalu menemaninya disaat susah maupun senang, sosok yang selalu menjadi penyemangatnya untuk datang ke sekolah setiap harinya. Lalu, orang itu pergi entah kemana, dengan membawa semua janji-janji manisnya. Pergi, hilang, entah kemana, bagai ditelan bumi. Lelaki itu pergi meninggalkan maura tanpa kata dan tanpa jejak, sesaat setelah waktu perayaan kelulusan mereka. Dan hal itu sangat membuat maura syok, karena bara tidak dapat dihubungi. Lalu keesokan harinya, maura pun mengunjungi rumah bara. Seketika maura tertegun melihat rumah bara menjadi kosong tak berpenghuni dengan pagar yang tertutup rapat. Lalu, datanglah salah seorang tetangga menyapa maura. "Misi, mbak maura yah?" sapa tetangga itu. "iya, bu saya maura" balasnya. "kalau boleh tau, bara sama keluarganya kemana yah bu? kok rumahnya kosong?" "Ohh... Mereka udah pindah mbak, tapi gak tau kemana" jawab si tetangga. mendengar hal tersebut, matanya mulai berkaca kaca, dan tak lama mengalirlah dengan deras air mata maura. Ia syok mendengar hal tersebut, ditambah dengan nomor HP bara yang tidak dapat lagi di hubungi. Apa yang terjadi pada bara? Dan bagaimana maura menghadapi kenyataan pahit itu? Akankah mereka dapat kembali bersama? Yang mau tau kelanjutan cerita maura dan bara. Yuk!!! Baca chapter 1 dan seterusnya.

Newbie's Rising

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Out Of Water

Slip in Time- Into an Ancient Brothel

I didn't mean to time travel, especially not to a place like this! But I think I have to stay, at least a little while longer. If I want to keep living that is. ----- When Emily Long opened up the box of her late grandmother's heirlooms she didn't expect much. The contents were surprisingly nice antiques, especially a strangely beautiful compact mirror. The real surprise however was traveling back in time with them. Even worse, she's landed herself in the walled city of a famous pleasure town. A place where most normal women cannot enter unless they're a resident. That means only one thing in this ancient times red light district. She could just go back through the mirror and forget this ever happened. If only it weren't for the blood like messages written in lipstick counting down to her death. Now she has to go back and forth completing vague quests until the cursed family mirror is satisfied. Along the way she can't help but get attached to an ill fated courtesan with a face eerily similar to her own. Great great great great grandmother? Is that you? Is that even enough greats? ----- Warning: sensitive topic regarding the setting. It will be placed in a brothel(s) & red light district and such related topics will come up. However while there may b R18 contents, there will be no such scenes.

Colin and Martin's Goodbye Christmas

The fourth and final Colin and Martin Christmas story sees the two men leaving Yorkshire to begin new lives in Australia.<br><br>Martin Kellam has no qualms about saying goodbye to what remains of his family, while Colin’s parting gift to Martin’s brother is a well-deserved punch in the nose.<br><br>Before leaving, the two men have one final Christmas in London with Colin’s parents, who are pulling out all the stops to make it an occasion to remember.<br><br>Martin enjoys teasing his husband. He knows Colin can never resist going in search of presents before Christmas Day. As this is their last winter Christmas, Martin boxes up a lump of coal and puts it somewhere where Colin will find it.<br><br>The festivities are brought to an abrupt halt when Colin’s mother reveals disturbing news that throws Colin and Martin’s emigration plans into turmoil.<br><br>Despite Martin’s much-needed comfort and reassurance, Colin is torn between family obligation and the future he and Martin have longed for. Can Martin show him that he can have both?

Night beast

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Shifting lives

My Wife IS Not Normal Human being.

" I met her by my parents arrangement . She was beautiful and gentle girl. But... she was NOT Normal human being" ________________________________________ author notes : i am new author, i will try to update every day but its not confirm . So please go easy on me .

被男神算计的恋爱

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Walking With Legends

Sera, a young teenage girl, finds out that her town is the center of a battle between legends. The town is not what is special, Sera is. She must find a way to keep the darkness at bay while still learning what she is capable of.

Solo leveling: The Gamer

[You Have Slept in Your Bed. Hp & Mp Are fully Restored.] "Huh?" Sorry, this is My first Story and I'm Just trying gain some experience uh yea but see Ya don't know if this Story will last till 100 chapters or even 50 but I'll do my best

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Galaxy Wars

Starting over once more, he has entered a “living war” again in order to control his own fate. This time, he will not be controlled by others. His fate is a result of his efforts. And his creation is not controlled by fate. Previously the unknown wanderer, he will rise to a higher advent this time. Methods to earn money! War conquering strategies! Legendary Persona! Hidden Relic locations! Undiscovered battle techniques! Even the secrets the conquerors were unknowledgeable of, he knows of them all. Luckily he had experienced a rebirth and was one step ahead of everyone else. He has the chance to get back at everyone who had wronged him and help everyone who has stood by him. Massive wars, Tactics, survival, strategies, life advancement, entering royalty, the power reaching to the peak; a legend of a man becoming unrivaled has begun. The cover not mine found it on Pinterest, DM for removal Discord id:- NoelDragneel #9435 discord link:-https://discord.gg/j5CjR9vq9c

My Life: A Story Full of Lessons and Thoughts

Attractive human life

The Arcane Odyssey

In the mystical realm of eldrithia, where magic weaves its way into the very fabric of existence, a young sorcerer named ealdred embarks on an uncharted journey. When an ancient prophecy predicts the awakening of a long-lost arcane power, ealdred is thrust into a journey that transcends the boundaries of the known magical arts. Ealdred must traverse treacherous landscapes, uncover long-buried secrets, and confront malevolent forces that threaten to engulf eldrithia. As the boundaries between the elemental realms blur, ealdred discovers the true extent of his own magical potential, a potential that could either save or doom the entire realm. "arcane odyssey" is a tale of discovery in which the magic of magic contrasts with the dangers of destiny. As ealdred digs deeper into the mysteries of eldrithia, he must grapple with the consequences of wielding such powerful abilities and then decide whether to accept the reward of his newfound abilities or surrender to the looming shadows that threaten to engulf the mysterious world he calls home.

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Legend Of The Nine Realms

Year 170_Zodiac era The city of Jacques was a very large city, comparable to what used to be countries but just like any other human city, it was extremely overpopulated. The city was divided into two parts. The Nobles part and the commoners part. In this era, Bloodline was everything. The commoners were extremely discriminated against by the Nobles. The commoners were made to live in the dirty and underdeveloped part of the city where there were no schools and the hospitals were barely equipped. The city was controlled by nine leading figures also known as the nine families. These nine families were respected even among nobles and were more prosperous. This was an interstellar era where technology was believed to be at its peak. Every citizen of Jacques city had a bracelet called fluctlight bracelet. This bracelet was given as soon as a child was one year old and every legal citizen, noble or commoner had one, all except a young boy named Artemis. The day he acquires one is the day his life changes.

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Endless Journey of Infinite Worlds

A wandering Journey of a lonely soul in the Infinite Worlds

When Arrows Fly

What happens when love meets hate? Caelum Rouen, an ex-cupid, can't stand love at all. He despises it and would do anything just to get rid of it. What happens when Rubin Hearthrowe, who is a cupid-in- training, stumbled upon him? Will he be able to get rid of her just like he planned? But what if he was tied to her more than he could ever think of? Will he finally learn to not hate love?

Take Me To Back To Chuch

Gods & Mortals

Gods and Mortals tells the story of Klaus Walker, a teenager who has always been indifferent and apathetic to the world around him. But everything changes when he discovers that he is the child of a God. As he struggles to come to terms with his new reality, he must decide whether to embrace his destiny and uphold his duties as a Demigod or to ignore it altogether, seeking an average life. The story of Gods and Mortals is an enchanting modern fantasy tale that weaves together the extraordinary realms of gods and humans. With captivating characters, as well as a new and immersive mythology, this book draws readers into a world where ancient deities and mortal destinies collide. If you were captivated by the magic of the Percy Jackson franchise, prepare to embark on a breathtaking adventure with Gods and Mortals.

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Journey of Light