Preface of a future war

No, there will not be a war in this story. It's a story made for the #WPC 97 contest in an impulse. I have not yet planned in-depth what's this about and I'm bad at making summaries. It will be just a romantic sci-fi comedy I think? I don't think I can write comedy or romance though? A transport spaceship (like a bus, but in space and between planets/colonies x'D) lost in an uninhabited and inhospitable small planet. With a mad writer inside. ¿What could go wrong? It's bassed as an early date of a story in my head I never put in ink. (That's why the confusing title)