More Training!

{So, are you ready?}

Yeah, I am ready, I got my assassination tools and a disguise. I should be good to go.

{Ok, here are the rules. Don't stay out for too long and do it fast and silently, no need to get caught and be banned from being a ninja.}

Got it. I silently open the window and use chakra to enhance my jumping. I jump from rooftop to rooftop and made sure to avoid the Anbu and patrols. Man, I should really master Shunsin, would make this a lot easier. After a few minutes of waiting and jumping, I found the asshole that made the damn cross that held me.

(Flashback)

This is a nice day, but I didn't see Jiji in his retirement home where I hide. What the hell have this world come to, a child having to actively hide from getting beaten for no reason. While walking on the street I spot a mob rushing towards me with a couple ninja in the crowd. Oh shit!

I immediately book it at the opposite way and manage to keep running. I get tired and I look to see 3 Anbu looking at me.

"Hi!"

I waved at them, from my experience they don't hurt me.

Then I see one of them making handsigns for a jutsu. I widen my eyes and try to run but one of them grabbed me by the throat and holds me up from the ground. I try pry off the hands that were suffocating me and I felt all of the Anbu sneer at me.

"Earth Style: Cross Formation!"

Behind me a cross made of earth sprouted and I was put in there, then clamps grew from the cross and they restrained me on the cross. I look over to see the mob coming. I close my eyes, wanting to fall asleep but Kami wants to screw me over.

You are pathetic, Naruto.

Who the hell are you and why are you in my head?

Why do you just wait for them to kill you?

I don't want them too, they are just stronger then me!

Pathetic, you don't train or try to train! Get stronger so they can't hurt you anymore!

But...

No more buts!

I am thou!

Thou art I!

You have found your reason for strength!

And I, Yoshitsune, will help accomplish that!

Suddenly, I feel my head spliting apart and I scream in agony.

Now go forth Naruto, and claim your rights!

(Flashback End)

I shake my head, properly an hallucination due to the pain.

Well, time to go back to killing this bastard!

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"C'mon Kiba, you can do better then that!"

I yell as I dodge his swipe and Akamaru who tried to bite me and raise my left leg and swing it at Kiba. Kiba got hit and flew back a few feet and tumbles to the ground. I walk towards him and help him get up.

"You suck ass, Kiba."

"Shut up, bitch!"

We exchange glares and after a few seconds we laugh together. You see, friends compliment each other, real friends scratch and maim each other with the cruelest insults. Which phrase you say to a good friend, "I love you" or "Fuck off you little pussy piss ant!!"

Yeah, I chose the latter.

"So, who is your life going?"

"Pretty good. I have gotten better in Taijutsu. Also what the hell was that fighting style of yours?"

"I improvised it using... the you-know as practice."

He nodded and dropped the topic.

"Anyways, want to read Icha Icha with me?"

"I don't get it? What is all this stuff about baby making?"

{Hoo boy...}

I grinned and said with such conviction that someone will think I was giving a speech.

"Babies are made when a male and a female *Insert Sex Ed speech because I refuse to make part of the chapter Sex Ed, just look it up.*"

He widens his eyes and looks at his hands while looking like he is doubting every word like "peepee" or "dangling thing" he has ever learned from his clan. I then handed him my copy of Icha Icha.

"Here is the sacred text. Read it."

After that, I left to buy another copy of the book while leaving Kiba confused. That is when the birth of the "Perverted Dog and Fox" happened.

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Somewhere in an unknown apartment, a white haired man with a mask who was sleeping suddenly opened his eyes in enlightenment.

"I sense a new recruit in the Icha Icha, it seems that Icha Icha reader #009217261 has taking the first step in making an Icha Icha fan. I guess I will promote #009217261."

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{Hup! One! Two! Three! Four! Hup! One! Two! Three! Four!}

I am currently training with Gai and Lee with Tian screaming in my head. We are running with about 200 kilo on each limb around the village. Lee and Gai are screaming their mantra about youth and that somehow made my non-existent verbal tick go away... replaced with Dattebayo. God damn it, I was hoping that I wouldn't pick up on... her verbal tick, maybe I will pass it off as mocking her, that will work.

"Hey Gai! Can I borrow these weights!"

"So youthful! You can keep them my 2nd apprentice!"

Hold up, when did I become his second apprentice? Meh, why not.

"Ok... Thank you Gai!"

"No worries! Now, we need to get you a green spandex and other nessecities!"

"No! I refuse!"

I will not wear that... thing, ever.

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"Can I have that and that?"

After buying new clothes with the last of my money along with blank scrolls and ink because Tian told me too, I went to my usual training ground.

{Alright, boy, we will be learning about Fuinjutsu, meaning seals. I will transfer some information about my knowledge of seals and teach you if you have questions.}

Here come the brain blast again. AHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAA, FUCK YOUR MOTHER TIAN!

{Love you too.}

(Cue intermission with a mini azure dragon playing fetch with chibi Naruto.)

{Now, due to you being around level 2 in human terms in fuinjutsu, you are going to unlock your first dragon form!}

What?

{Basically, you can become a real dragon that looks like me and have control over alot of elements and also improves your human form.}

Will it hurt?

{Yes}

I sigh and prepare my usual gag for my mouth so I don't scream and let every demon-hater let me know where I am.

I swear to kami Tian, you are a sadist.

{No comment.}

Let's just get this over with.

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