Could it be my System likes her more than me?

Hiro was practicing with Sun outside in the woods, smashing it against a tree. It was much harder to level up his Talents when he didn't have the level upgrades. He sighed to himself and continued to practice, for now Sun only had the cudgel form, but that was alright.

After all, spears, halberds, bisentoes, etc. were roughly the same form except they just had a blade at the end. Not to mention Sun could extend and compress as far as he wanted, so he could practice with a longer or shorter reach whenever he wanted.

Hiro thought about it, how would he unlock other forms? He assumed OmniWeapon would be all weapons into one, so can it change physically like Sun Wu Kong himself? Strange. If Sun turns into a fish... He didn't quite know how he would feel about slapping people with a fish.

Regardless of whether it would become a fish or not, currently he didn't have ANY forms unlocked so he continued to practice for a while.

A while later

Hiro returned to the Residence and saw the guys going to the bath. He said "Ah wait for me!" before running and changing into a towel. He came back and joined the guys as they walked in, Hiro was talking to Goro about their training when everyone looked into the bathroom.

The girls were there.

Naked.

Hiro rubbed his chin with his towel on his shoulder 'Miku's chest is bigger than it looks with clothes on...' He felt a sharp glare and turned around to see Zerotwo stealing everyone's clothes. The duo looked at each other for a moment and Hiro sighed "Why can't you be in there too?" he paused before frowning "No, no. It's good. Nobody but me should see that. Good thinking!"

Zerotwo burst out laughing and ran away with the clothes, Hiro said "Oh right, the clothes. Angel! Get back here and let me love you! Errr... I mean give me the clothes back!" as he ran out with a towel tied around his waist.

The girls gulped 'The monster is gone' then they looked at the boys, who were drooling with the exception of Mitsuru, who occasionally glanced at Kokoro. Ikuno was the angriest person in the room by far. Her happy times were ruined. RUINED!

She threw a bucket and his Zorome in the face shouting "Pervert!" but what she really wanted to say was 'You ruined the best moment of my day! You think they get naked often!?'

The rest of the girls, minus Kokoro the sweet little girl, started throwing buckets and covering themselves up. Goro tried to explain only to eat a bucket. Futoshi just held a finger to his mouth in anxiety as buckets bounced off him, Zorome was squatting buckets with a mop, and Mitsuru was sitting in a chair behind the group, out of the way because he was the cold and aloof guy.

Meanwhile

Hiro ran out of the bathroom and Zerotwo giggled as she ran away, jumping, flipping, and spinning in the air. Hiro laughed and chased her around the house, she ran up the stairs and Hiro followed her, only for her to spin around and slide down the railing.

Hiro smirked and jumped on the railing with a board made on ice under him as he slid fast than her. She pouted "No fair!" as lightning crackled around her smooth legs and she sped up. Hiro was stunned and chased after her, making skates and freezing the ground under him as he skated after her.

She was shocked 'Why was he so good at that!?' Hiro grinned and lunged at her, she giggled and cartwheeled out of the way. Hiro went head first into a wall and bounced off, groaning. Zerotwo giggled "Gotta be quicker than that, Darling~" he shook it off and chased after her up the stairs.

The duo arrived on the roof and Zerotwo stopped at the edge. Hiro smiled and said "I got you." Zerotwo turned around and grinned "Darling, you pervert!" as she dumped the basket of clothes into the air.

Hiro laughed and swatted the clothes from his face looking at Zerotwo with a smile, he walked over saying "Alright, Angel. Did you have fun in your first fight?" Zerotwo giggled and nodded before falling backwards, Hiro's eyes widened and he said "Zerotwo!" before shooting from where he stood, leaving 5 little grooves in the concrete where he pushed off from.

[Congratulations! You've completed [You're a contradiction, stop being that! (Part 2.)] Rewards: King and Queen Klaxo-Sapien bloodline Upgrade, Impurity Cleanse (Flawless), Storage Ring (Special Item), and Flaw Vision]

He caught her falling body and she looked at him, completely stunned. He blushed in embarrassment, realizing he had ironically forgot this scene. Now they were both falling. Zerotwo hugged him saying "My Darling jumped off a building to save me~"

Hiro replied "But you didn't need saving.. Hais..." as he hung on a branch, before an ice slide appeared under him and they slid down to the ground. Zerotwo giggled and said softly "So? The fact that you jumped off to save me, makes my heart race!" she licked his lips and added "You still taste so good~!"

Hiro smiled and the ice slide disappeared as they touched the ground. He looked at the screen in front of him and said "Angel, wanna go for a dip in the pond?" Zerotwo jumped up and flipped to the ground before running inside and coming back a few seconds later with just a towel.

Hiro smiled and stretched out his hand, she took it and they walked to the pond.

They got naked and got inside the pond.

Hiro grabbed her hands and said "You ready?" Zerotwo said "First, do your Impurity Cleanse. Then we'll upgrade together~" Hiro said "Okay!" before he activated it.

Black gunk exploded out of his body and he groaned in comfort, Zerotwo backed off and Hiro chuckled saying "Come give me a hug!" Zerotwo giggled and swam away saying "Monster!" Hiro laughed and roared, swimming after her.

A few minutes later

Everything was pushed out and Hiro had smooth flawless skin with longer hair. He was pouting as Zerotwo told him he was beautiful. She was still laughing even now, he grabbed her hands and intertwined their fingers as he said "You ready?"

Zerotwo smiled sweetly "Yes, Darling~" Hiro kissed her and said 'Activate Bloodline Upgrade' in his mind. The duo both roared in pain, Hiro sealed his and her lips so that nobody would come looking for them after hearing screams.

Zerotwo was writhing in pain and thrashing, Hiro held her soft body and said softly "It's okay, almost there." feeling immense pain, himself. Zerotwo growled "It fucking hurts!" Hiro tilted his head as he hugged her and she bit into his shoulder.

Hiro sucked in a cold breath of air at the sharp pain. Her teeth were super sharp! There was definitely a bit mark. He hoped so, that would be cool.

After a bit

Zerotwo finally let go of his shoulder and looked at the blue blood with a streak of red in it on his shoulder. She felt bad and quickly licked it clean, Hiro picked up her face and squished her cheeks, her tongue was still out and she had fish lips as she said "Yesh? Are yoh ohkaey, Dahrling?"

Hiro giggled and kissed her lips fiercely, saying "More than okay, I'm with you." Zerotwo said "Awwww~ Sho cheeshy~" Hiro giggled and kissed all over her face, making her giggle as well.

If you looked closely, both their eyes were glowing. Zerotwo's red iris was glowing blood red and Hiro's pupil was glowing blue. Zerotwo's red marks, on the sides of her eyes, got much more red and her horns were sharper and a bit bigger.

Her hair was also pinker and longer, going past her ass.

Hiro looked at the status.

[Status]

[Name: Hiro/016 (Monkey)]

[Age: 15]

[Race: Human/Klaxosaur-King Hybrid (99% Fusion)(King Blood- Dormant)]

[Titles: He who Rides with Death, Genius]

[Talents: Photographic Memory, Super Strength, Super Healing, Enhanced Reflexes, Inexhaustible Stamina, Cooking (Soma level), OmniVehicle control (Superior), Massaging (Intermediate), OmniWeapon Mastery (Basic), Fighting (Superior), Mechanic (Origin), Medical (Superior), Scholar (Distinguished), Drawing (Transcendent)]

[Powers: God Tongue, Acute Sense of Smell, Impenetrable Mind, Soul Connection w/ ZEROTWO, Flaw Vision]

[Magic: Ice-Make Magic (Weak)]

[Passive Skills: Iron Skin (Upgradeable), Dread Pressure, Enhanced Learning, Flawless Body]

[Items: Black Gloves (???), OmniWeapon: Magma Cudgel (Other Forms: LOCKED), 6x Mystery Chest, Storage Ring (Special Item)]

[Extra Stats for nerds: +31 Charisma, +13 Luck]

[Daily Quest: COMPLETED]

[Main Quest: Save the World- Rewards: ???]

Hiro hummed and looked at [Flaw Vision] bringing up it's description.

[Flaw Vision: Weak Points are highlighted in your vision. The highlighted points are colored depending on the danger of hitting that spot.

Red: Critical

Black: Insta-Kill

Green: Stress points

Pink: Sexual points

Toggleable.]

Hiro looked at Zerotwo and saw her horns glowing pink, he quickly toggled it off as he didn't want to know where he needed to strike her to kill her. She was his Angel, if anybody even hurt her, he would kill them.

He looked at the storage ring and immediately put it away when he saw the shape. His face turned black at the wedding ring like storage ring. He looked at the Description and his face turned green.

[Storage Ring (Special Item): Made by the System specifically for the Host's Wife. The Diamond is a flawless pink diamond that is harder than anything in the known universe. The gold is Gold dust from space and the inside of the ring is limitless. (Unbreakable) Zerotwo exclusive item. Effects when worn: [Every day is a happy day!] passive: Doubles stats. If worn with [Lover's Necklace] will increase everything by +1]

Hiro was completely stunned, this system liked Zerotwo more than it liked him! What the fuck!? He wasn't feeling good and opened a single Mystery Chest to maybe get something to lift his spirits.

[Congratulations! You've received Ultra Horn Polish (Forever-Full) (Rarity: Error)]

Hiro looked at the flat cylinder of Ultra Horn Polish and sighed. The system even made an error, that's how rare this was. Does it bring back the dead? Was I really Hitler in my last life? Am I being despised by my own system?

Zerotwo hummed "What's that?" Hiro showed her the Horn Polish and her eyes lit up, she looked at Hiro in the eyes and pouted cutely. He trembled at the struggle in his body before finally saying "Sure." Zerotwo cheered and hugged him.

Hiro smiled and put the horn polish away, hugging her tightly.

They went back to the house after their bath and both changed into casual clothes.

Zerotwo was sitting in a chair and Hiro took a bit of polish from the tub and spread it on both her horns. He took a rag and thoroughly polished her horns with a focused expression, Zerotwo hummed and comfort.

Hiro was laser focused on her horns, rubbing them with the rag around his fingers. Obviously he never did this before and wanted to do a good job to make her happy. He was deaf to her comforted hums and purring.

He brought out sandpaper and looked at the horns with narrowed eyes. 'She uses a file so it should be fine right?' he gently brushed her horns with the sandpaper and looked at her expression, to see it was an extremely happy one.

He let out a breath of relief and smoothed out the sides of her horns, getting rid of the chips and surface cracks. He was very serious in his work as he wanted the horns to be perfect. He even sharpened the tips to a point.

The others came in to see the situation. They saw Zerotwo melted in the chair with a comfortable expression and Hiro seriously rubbing sandpaper on her horns. They were completely stunned, Goro said "Um... What are you doing?"

Hiro and Zerotwo looked over and the atmosphere was awkward.

Hiro coughed and said "What are YOU doing?" Goro raised a brow and said "Touché." before leaving the room with the rest. Zerotwo giggled and Hiro continued working on her horns, returning her to her melted state.