Improvise, Adapt, Evolve (Multiverse) (Now on DxD)

So you know how this starts, I'm an ordinary human, I like other people have things that i like and things that i dislike

My things that i like are not much different than most of you, Anime, Manga Novels, Fanfiction, Movies, Series, Videogames, Porn you know basic stuff, i dislike social interactions, you know, i think at some point i just stop relating with my peers, and that just downgraded my social skills that now i just rather being alone, but sometimes i just wish to be that one guy that can make 20 friends out of 26 people in the classroom, the one that gets invited to the parties, the one that doesn't have to start the conversations so that someone speaks to you.

I guess we are all different in some ways or other

For example, I like maths, never got really difficult to me, they give you how to solve it and you do, i mean yeah with so many rules sometimes you forget what applies to what but that isn't the maths fault, its your memory that doesn't bring the correct ones, history in other hand i totally hate, so many names and dates, i never got them right, memories is my weakness, i forget even the birthdays of cousins, forget the name of friends or that guy that told me his 10 minutes ago

Let's change the subject, Family, My parents are divorced, i have a little sister, i will miss her, she's 3 years younger than me (21, cause i forgot to tell ya)

Now you're probably asking well how did you die? Suicide? Truck-kun? Crash? Saving someone? Nah that ain't me

I never been one to have one religion or other, my family is catholic, so I've been going to church since i was little, read a little of the bible but it has never been like, "yeah i totally believe this" maybe I'm just realist but death has always meant the end for me, nothing more, nada, you stop existing, that's it, no after life, which could be scary for some people but why? You won't care you don't exist anymore that's why when i got Covid i was calm and thought 'well if i die well i die, it is what it is'

That's why i was surprised when after a lung failure attack i Woke up in a white room, me sitting the only thing that not white, a wooden chair, with a white table in front of me, were a note that says "wait 5 minutes, GOD is on the way" which to be honest i found funny but if god exist he should be everywhere

"And I am" said a voice of… you guess it Morgan Freeman,

'Fuck, that surprised me' was my first thought, then my second one was 'did he just read my mind' i blinked and Morgan Freeman was no more, instead i had Chris Evans in his Captain America suit

"Language" he said and as fast as that, again he became Professor X (Patrick ver.) with wheel chair and all "Yes, young man i can read your thoughts"

'Ok this is freaking me out but at the same time I'm having a geek boner' was the next thing i thought, then when i saw that he was back at Morgan Freeman i thought 'does he have an original form or will he keep changing to movie characters to make references?'

"I do have an original form but it to big to be of use, unless you suddenly have an inmortal soul you would be destroyed, and you haven't deserved it, for now" God said, "Don worry about it, only has happened a couple of thousand times in the whole multiverse. Now sorry for the being late but i was on my Vacation, i enjoyed those Trillion of years of relaxation"

"Eh… the note said five minutes…" was the stupid thing i said, God smirked and transformed again and said "time is more like a big ball of wibbly wobbly timey wimey stuff" then transformed back and continued "to you a couple of minutes has passed, In earth you just died, I had a trillion years old vacation and now you are reincarnating"

"What?" Yeah i know, I'm kinda slow

"Yeah you know five wishes, reincarnated were you want, yadda yadda, like in those novels you read"

"Ok, ok, cool , cool" Then what he said hit my brain "What? Five wishes for me? Why?"

"Well, boredom, and also i already did cause your out there with the wishes already in the future, and never would i be crazy enough to break reality, yes i can alter reality but who says that reality can't alter Me? or create something that would give you those wishes, you have them in the future and that's sealed"

"If i have them why don't you just give them to me"

"Because i don't know them yet, i know all the future timelines, you could wish 5 pokemon or 5 op systems, maybe you wish to be a bird, or magikarp, i only know that you have 5 wishes, now let's get on with it, what do you want?"