I got married at a police station—!!

pov: you're scrolling Instagram and webnovel posts a novel title generator and you get "Hot Mistress married at a police station" and now you cannot sit still without writing this absolute whackiness. thank you. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ Nia is a dirt poor college student making ends meet by selling sex toys in her hometown. After profitable three years of interning she finally gets caught by a Priest. And the price to pay is heavy. It's an impromptu wedding. With someone who feels like a stalker. HELP. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ it's dramatic crack is what this book is. ▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬▬ if you're reading this I hope you know that it contains crude humor and overuse of the word "dildo". I mean nothing as offense and have no aim at offending any caste, creed, culture or religion by writing this stuff. It's all fun and jokes.