Chapter 19: Tearing The Red Ribbon Army A New Asshole (1)

"So you kids are finally setting off." Says Roshi as he stroked his beared. Goku nodded and replied "Yeah we plan on searching for my Grandpa's dragon ball, then after head over to West city." I told the oldman.

Who asked with a raised eyebrow "Why?" But before Goku could answer his question Bulma came. "Well he'll be coming to get a proper education for him, Chichi and Artoria. I've asked my father to set them up for the prestigious most academy in West city." Says Bulma.

"Wait! Most prestigious!? I only asked for you to enroll us in an average school. I didn't want to rake advantage of our friendship like this." Thought Goku guilt filling him.

"Goku your my first and best friend, you deserve the best I can offer and even then the best isn't god enough. You don't need to feel guilty for this." She says with a smile.

Goku smiled and said "Well look who's less selfish." said Goku with a coy smile. "Oh! Har har!" She says. Looking on at the ttwos interaction the others couldn't help but realize how like siblings the two are.

"Master Roshi here." Says Goku as he gave the old man a small silver battle. "What's this?" The old man asked. "Just think of it as payment, it was a pain in the ass to make. So don't waste it!" Says Goku as he hopped onto his pure white cloud and Chichi hopped onto her Nimbus.

Rage was in armour made from his mana something Saber taught the Pegasus to do. Artoria then hopped onto his saddle.

"Later guys!" Says Goku as he and his not yet girlfriends blasted off from the group. Clicking the dragon radar the ball soon came up they were approaching it. "Goku I like your new clothes." Says Artoria.

Right now Goku was dressed in a orange and blue hoody with blackish-blue pants and blue and orange air forces.

"Oh yeah thanks. I've been thinking of making some clothes for you guys as well. Just tell me what you want and I'll make it." He says.

The three then arrived at a wasteland to and landed down they then began to follow Goku who focused on the radar till he found the six star ball under some rocks.

"Nope not it." Says Goku, he then hands it to Chichi "You can have it, you still want to make that wish don't you." Says Goku as Chichi nodded her head. A small part of Goku wants a harem, but he wouldn't admit it.

"Hey you brats hand that over!" says a wolf like man holding a gun another was with him Chichi seeing this immediately gut punched him knocking him out and Artoria kicked the other one in his balls decimating what made him a man. Goku even held his crotch as he heard the sickening crunch which sent a shiver went down his spine.

Goku then examined them closer to see the Red Ribbon army symbol on them. Goku then looked towards the rock formation from which he obtained the dragon ball.

"It seems things are going exactly like canon. I normally wanted it to be so? But how did this happen? Shouldn't the dragon balls be in different locations after all the changes? Could it be my luck stat?" Said Goku as he looked onto the ball in his hand.

[+1 Int and Wis for correctly deducing the answer.]

"Oh! Well I guess well be meeting Snow then. I do gotta rescue Eighter." One of the many iconic dragon ball characters and one of the few that doesn't deserves to be where he is. He's the earliest Android to turn to good. I won't force him to him fight like I did with Yamcha. Learned my lesson there, it wasn't healthy shaping someone into something I want them to be. I honestly don't even care that much if the bandit quite and plays baseball.

I then sensed a power level of a mile or two away I deduced it was Colonel Silver and fired a energy blast enough to blow up a building killing him.

"Girls we're going somewhere called muscle tower but first." I them made them some winter clothes and a compass. "Here change into these later." they both nodded as we followed the compass I made, this compass rates me to anywhere I desire and right now itself taking me to Suno's Village.

Soon we flew over to the snowy mountains we were alk currently am sleeping on my cloud I made big and allowed to cover us. However we didn't take into notice us getting shot down and honestly it was so weak we all barely felt it and thanks to our clothes(they are magical. We didn't feel anything.

So here we were all sleeping in the snowy forest when I heard a voice.

"HEY!!!" We all shot up awake.

"Huh! What happened?" said Chichi as she got up in her winter clothes.

"Where are are we?" Said Artoria who had Rage on her head in SD mode still sleeping.

"What are you guys doing outhereII" Said the girl who woke us up who I recognized as Suno. We all shrugged and said "Dunno?" Suno looked at this incredulously.

"Are you all idiots?" She said. "Well we're all flying over here on my cloud, something must've shot us down." I replied.

"It mustv-!"

*GROWL!!!*

I and Artoria's stomach growled we were hunrgy.

"You guys are hungry follow me, my Mom can you cook you something up." And So we did.

We might've destroyed all the food Suno's Mother had but I made some with my magic to repay her.

"Anyway it seems like you were shot down by the Red Ribbon army. I heard they've been looking for something called the dragon balls." Said Suno.

"You mean this." Said Chichi as she took out her dragon ball. "Is that it?" The red haired girl asked and Chichi nodded and began to explain what it is.

"So a that's why they kidnapped our mayor!" says Suno. "Suno explain." Says Goku, and that was when Suno explained that men were being forced to search for the dragon balls from her village.

"I see, Artoria Chichi can you protect the villagers while I go,save the mayor." I told them they nodded. "What are you talking about your just a kid?!" Says Suno, but Goku simply smiled.

"Suno trust me I'll save the mayor and send the Red Ribbon army bastards flying in no time." I replied as I got on my winter clothes and walkes out the door to which i ran off in a burst of speed.

While running a pop up showed.

[+30 Affection with Suno for being cool.]

[+20 Affection due to Chichi's perk]

[Perk gained! Snow fall - Snow elemental abilities are now easier to comprehend.]

[Relationship status with Suno has been updated to

Stranger -> Acquaintance -> Friend -> Small Crush]

Goku seeing this only sighed and as bashed in the Red Ribbon army men with his power pole. He then jumped up to the 3rd floor where Major Metalotron was located and blasted the robot out the building destroying him.

He then went up to the next floor and sensed the Murasaki brothers who he easily killed with multiple ki blasts. He then went upto the next floor saw Android 8 in a cell.(Hah Perfect!)

"Hello who are you?" asked Goku. "Me, I'm Android 8." Said the being. "Do you want me to let you go?" He hesitated and nodded. "By the way why are you here anyway?" So he explained his past.

"I see. Well I'm here to save the the mayor of a town not far away from here." I told him. "I see is there anyway I can help?" Dammit Eighter your such a good guy willing to help even though you don't like fighting.

"It's fine you don't like fighting so don't bother. I'll take care of it." I told him as we went up to the room where general silver was located. I didn't talk, I just speed blitzed him and sent him flying out the building a hole even appeared exactly in his shape.

I then looked around the room and noticed another room connected to this one. I press the button which showed the mayor. "Are you they mayor?" I asked him. "Um! Yes who are you child?"

I then explained who I was and that I came to save. He didn't truly believe it at first I grabbed him and Eighter and jumped out the building before running a bit away from the tower I then fired and energy blast there which caused an huge explosion killing the soldiers that were left.

- Later -

The town celebrated having their mayor returned, Eighter had the dragon ball to which he gave it to me, but soon it was time for me and the girls to leave.

"Goku." Sunou tagged my sleeve as she shyly looks at me with a blush on her face. "Will you ever come back?" She asked me, with a longing look in her eye. Artoria and Chichi looked at me with a suspicious stare then at Sunou.

"S-sure!" I nervously say this seem go brighten her day. Artoria then elbowed my shoulder and said "Goku why don't you give her a gift?" Says Artoria coyly.

"Fine." I opened my shop and purchase a couple magic books, I made sure they weren't too expensive. "Here these are books on magic. I don't know if you'd like them but with this you can defend yourself."

I handed them to her and she seemed to smile happily. "Okay!"

[+50 Affection with Sunou for the gift.]

[Title gained Harem Lord - Your able to attract multiple women not only that some women interested in you will be okay with you being with other women, They'll even be okay with sharing.]

Fuck.