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How (NOT) Survive in Another World

Synopsis: Icarus is a kind crazy young man with a strange common sense. He loves money, lying and deceiving people. His life philosophy is to do only things that seem fun. During a certain incident, he dies. After his death, he receives the opportunity to reincarnate in a world of swords and magic to live a better life. However, things do not go as expected, as fate has other plans for the young Icarus. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - AUTHOR'S NOTICE: I'm a novice writer, so don't read this expecting a great masterpiece Besides that, there's probably a lot of grammatical error here, after all English it is not my mother tongue The focus of this story is on comedy! However, if by chance you don't find the story funny, that doesn't mean that the story is bad or that something is wrong with you. It just means that we have a different sense of humor, and everything is fine with that. After all, people have different tastes! Anyway! If the story not to be your cup of tea, you can do two different things. You can, make constructive comments with tips on how I should improve the story, and keep reading and see if you like it. Or you can just stop reading the story! Don't be a hater who swears at me in the comments saying that my story sucks and that I'm just wasting my time writing it. For if you hurt my feelings, I will hurt yours in return! (Basically I'm going to curse you back!) That's all, please enjoy the story! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Disclaimer - The Cover doesn't belong to me. All rights goes to the artist. If you are the image owner and want me to take it down, please contact me.

NotNumber44 · Fantasia
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#REINCARNATION
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#VIDEOGAME

I'm Sorry... (1)

One hour later I finally finish devouring the monster's body

After I finish all that remains of the original body, it is the bones, the monster's fur and the blood, which is scattered on the floor

Unfortunately, this monster didn't have an orb mana either. Realizing this, I let out a bit of disappointment and while ignoring Elizabet's notification, I look at the remains of the body and curse

[The host has his hunger quenched!]

"Sigh! Fuck man, why didn't you form a Mana Orb before you came after me? That would make my life a lot easier!"

I shake my head in disappointment as I look contemptuously at the already deceased Cat

After doing this, I remember something, and then I quickly open my Status to check my Reinforcement Points

[Reinforcements Points: 160]

"Phew! At least he still gave me the standard 40 Reinforcement Points! Hmm... that reminds me that I have to start killing monsters not only to satisfy my hunger, but also to level up and earn reinforcement points! After all, I still haven't bought any reinforcements, and I'm pretty sure that as soon I start buying reinforcements for my body. My fighting power will increase in an insane amount!"

I slowly get up from the floor, and stretch my arms as I look at THE TREE

After finishing my stretches, I start walking to the tree

When I'm less than four feet from her I stop, and then as I look at her with a smug face, I say

"Sup man! Are you ready to die?"

I take my machete with my right hand, and stand ready to cut the tree in half

I put my right leg in front, and I put all my body weight on it, and then I take a deep breath

"Sigh! Okay, let's do that! <Boost >!"

[Success!]

As soon as I say that name, I feel a strange energy run through my body

This energy quickly concentrates on my muscles, and they start to contract becoming more resistant and powerful

The moment I realize this, I quickly push my body to the left using all the strength I can muster in my right leg.

Simultaneously, I swing my right arm and using my machete I hit the tree and try to cut it

SLASH!

Thanks to the momentum generated by my movements and my new strength, the tree is easily cut in half

After being cut in half, the tree trunk falls to the side and hits the ground, making a loud noise and raising a little dust

BOOM!

"Huehuehue! As expected, it worked!"

I quickly walk to the trunk on the ground to observe his condition

After watching him for a few seconds, I let out a sigh of relief

"Phew! Thankfully, despite the strength that I used the trunk it didn't break more than I wanted. Otherwise, it would be a pain in the ass, having to look for another tree that met the criteria to be used in construction! Anyway! There another thing that I also have to check ..."

As I say this, I quickly look at my machete

When I do this, I notice that some small cracks have started to appear on its surface

"Tsk! As expected, despite the bone I used being a material with a reasonably high resistance. In the end, it's still a bone! Besides, I didn't season the item to increase its resistance and durability! From what I see, if I attack with the machete while using <Fatal Blow> it will undoubtedly break- "

At that moment, a thought crosses my mind

'Wait a minute, what if I ... Huehuehue! Yeah! this looks like fun, let's try! '

I quickly start walking towards a tree beside me, and stop at about five feet from her

Once there, I don't think twice and I quickly position my body ready to cut it

Then while my eyes are shining with expectation, I adjust the machete in my hand and quickly swing my arm towards the tree and quickly swing my arm towards the tree

In the last second before the Chunchunmaru blade touches the tree's surface, I scream

"<Fatal Blow>!"

Sup guys, I'm back! I did not post anything for a while because I was enjoying my end of the year with my family!

I deserve at least this time off!

After all, even though I spent months in the house, because I'm unemployed, I still did a lot of things this year!

For example, I started writing this book, I I started writing this book and of course last but not least... I started writing this book!

Okay, I admit that basically it was just that, that I did all year.

However, you guys have to understand that writing a book without gaining anything, is tiring as Hell!

Well, this situation is not going to continue like this for long. After all, I'm thinking of selling my soul for a few dollars-

Ahem... I mean, signing the contract and turning my story into a premium story!

Anyway!

As you may have noticed, this chapter has fewer words than usual.

You must be wondering (or not) why, right?

Well, it's simple. I was having trouble writing a chapter with 1.500 words, as I can't concentrate on anything for more than two hours without being distracted.

That happens because I have something called... ADHD. So it sucks to focus on something specific. (The medicines to treat this, they are a little strong and have some strange side effects so I avoid them!)

In this case, when I'm trying to write a chapter, I'm thinking of another chapter (One that I can't write yet because I'm obviously not finished with the current one)

So, it was taking me a lot longer than I really need to write the chapters!

I told this problem to a friend (my therapist), and he gave me a brilliant solution! (At least from my pv)

That is, divide my writing time into several hours throughout my day, I started doing this and it helped me a lot in my concentration problem!

Therefore, I will post two chapters a day, each with an average of 800 words.

-What time will you post the chapters?

-I do not know!

-How often will you post the chapters?

-Again, I have no idea!

Anyway! That's it! BYE!

I'll post the second chapter later!

...

That's all, folks!

Thanks for reading!

Have a great day!

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