hikigaya love problem

Chapter 1: First Encounter

My name is Hikigaya Hachiman, and I'm an ordinary high school student in Class F, second year of Sobu High School in Chiba City. To say I'm ordinary is not quite appropriate, after all, there is no ordinary high school student like me who hasn't made any friends until the second year.

So what's the difference between this and junior high school? Asshole.

I was full of expectations at the time, and even arrived an hour early on the day of the entrance ceremony.

However, the result was that I was thinking about the dream that lasted for a week and was extremely real yet absurd.

My high school life viewed from a third person perspective.

However, the scene in the dream would never happen to me. As a great loner, Hikigaya Hachiman does not need friends at all.

Compared to other ordinary people who are excluded from various social groups and become self-pitying, I have eliminated the social existence of everyone else from the very beginning.

Because there is no communication, there will not be a so-called breakdown in the relationship due to various problems in the future, so those embarrassing scenes will not happen.

And this is also the most perfect relationship between people.

As for the so-called marriage in the dream, it will never happen to someone like me. If I really get married in the future, the person will definitely be Komachi.

Just as Hachiman was daydreaming, he suddenly heard a whistling sound of wind in his ears. Before he could react, a fist with the Doppler effect hit Hachiman's diaphragm hard.

Ugh

With a painful whine, Hachiman's already hunched body curled up even more, and even his legs kept bending downward in an attempt to reduce the pain in his body.

Teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka lifted the messy hair on her forehead and said in a helpless tone: What were you thinking about while the teacher was talking to you? Your dead fish eyes are getting wider and wider.

Hachiman covered his abdomen, breathing slightly, looking at the calm teacher Jing in front of him, as if the punch that almost killed him just now was not thrown by her.

I clearly asked you to write an essay titled [Looking Back on High School Life], right? When most people see a topic like this, wouldn't they reflect on the past? Why did yours become like a crime warning?

No, if the teacher had explained the questions clearly, I would have followed them strictly.

Besides, don't all high school students nowadays feel this way? As long as they have the excuse of youth, they can brush aside any harm they have caused to others.

You mean, this is my fault? And, Hikigaya, you are still alone, you haven't joined any clubs, and you don't have any friends to hang out with, right?

No, I'm just not used to having people too close.

That means no.

Teacher Jing pondered while tapping the filter of his cigarette on the table, then took out a 100 yen disposable lighter from his chest pocket.

Under the influence of smoke, Teacher Jing's eyes became even moister.

Well, if you look at it this way, Teacher Jing is also a great beauty, but why do I hear that she always fails in blind dates? Hey! Why do I feel like you are thinking of something very rude?

No, it doesn't, you're overthinking it.

Is that so? With a sigh with a strong smell of cigarette, Shizuka Hiratsuka pressed the cigarette in her hand into the almost full ashtray, and slowly stood up with her hands on the armrests of the chair.

I've thought about your punishment, Hikigaya-kun. Is it okay for you to rewrite the composition?

certainly.

If it was just a rewrite, it would be very easy for me.

A simple search on the Internet will reveal a large number of finished products waiting for me to copy.

That's good. Teacher Shizuka Hiratsuka, who had already walked to the door, turned around and looked at me, and then she said five words that changed my life: Come with me quickly.

Go...where to?

You will know it later. Don't ask so many questions now. Just come with me quickly.

Could it be that they were going to punish me by making me do some strenuous labor, like helping other clubs move tables and chairs? I might as well just say that I was in poor health and couldn't do physical labor.

That.... Mr. Hiratsuka...

Huh? What are you doing?

Well, I have a back problem, it's Hepes①.

You little bastard, can I send you to the police station as if you were a trash student who wanted to sexually harass the teacher?

What..what..

You mean Henia②? Hiratsuka-sensei looked at me as if he was looking at Ah Kuya.

Don't worry, you won't be asked to do any physical labor, so just come with me without worry.

Hachiman followed Hiratsuka Shizuka through the courtyard. As usual, the courtyard of this holy place was still filled with the sour smell of love. Men and women were eating lunch together, and there were even couples feeding each other.

Oh, please look back at Jingkeai.

The murderous aura on his body has condensed into a physical entity. By the way... could this be Susanoo? Hey, hey, hey, teacher, your last name is Uchiha, right?

Stimulated, Shizuka Hiratsuka quickened her pace as she crossed the courtyard, so Hachiman had to stop his wild thoughts and jog after her.

Ah, this is it. Teacher Jing finally stopped in front of the door of an unmarked classroom that looked as if it was abandoned.

However, Hachiman's expression froze the moment he saw this, and his face was full of unnaturalness caused by extreme tension.

Shizuka Hiratsuka didn't notice Hachiman, whose palms were sweating and thighs were shaking, knocked on the classroom door in front of her and opened it without waiting for the people in the room to respond.

The scene that appeared in Hachiman's eyes afterwards was a girl reading a book quietly under the breeze. A girl with hands as soft as catkins, skin as white as cream, a neck as white as a cicada, teeth as white as gourds, a beautiful forehead and eyebrows, a charming smile and beautiful eyes was reading a book quietly under the sun.

She gave people the feeling that even the end of the world couldn't disturb her.

As if she sensed someone coming, the girl closed the paperback in her hand.

Helplessly looking at the dashing beauty in white coat in front of me.

Mr. Hiratsuka, I think I asked you to knock before entering.

I knocked, but I didn't wait for your response.

Forget it, what do you want to see me about today?

Ah, it's nothing serious. I just want you to help a guy with a bad temper to correct his behavior.

Hikigaya, why aren't you coming in?

When the girl heard the name, her hand holding the paperback trembled slightly.

Then Hachiman with a complicated expression walked in slowly. At this moment today, Hikigaya Hachiman and Yukinoshita Yukino had their first real meeting.