Bang, Bang, Uh Oh Double Mission!

"Well, this isn't how I wanted our talk to start."

"I think it's fine for a commoner such as yourself, I am used to seeing the lower Wraiths walk like you. Since you are nothing more, I can stand to look upon you bodying without perverse thoughts."

I half-believed her, while she wasn't outright mean, she did just call me a commoner. Was I a commoner? I was the general of UW, that had to count for something right? Oh well, I'm not here to start some pissing match with her royal highness, but I couldn't just kill everyone can scoop up the princess, well, I could, but that won't solve anything.

"Dave Star Strider, General of The Watch, and I have some things I would like to speak to you about, alone."

"You make a request for me? Who do you think I am?"

"Listen, I just want to…"

"Silence! I will not speak to you until you have completed a task for me!"