Are You Even Dragons Or Just Some Extremely Large Lizards?!

Kai swooned dramatically and picked up his sword. He then stared at the ground and plunged the sword into it.

"Elemental Spirit of Earth, please help me as I am exhausted." Kai chanted.

"Was that a chant?" One of the confused inner court disciples asked.

Suddenly, the entire ground started to shake and cracks started to appear in the ground. A deafening roar was heard and a huge dragon came out of the cracks.

The dragon was a western dragon and its entire body was made up of earth. Instead of eyes, the dragon had glowing yellow balls in his eye sockets.

But there was one huge problem, the dragon didn't have any wings. Yup, you heard it right, the dragon had no wings. Its back was completely flat so either it was a defective dragon or it was just an overgrown lizard.

"What the hell happened to your wings?!" Kai bellowed.

The dragon tilted his head towards Kai and a single hiss escaped from his throat.

"What?! It's my fault you don't have wings. And you don't even have enough power to kill them all. Ahh, you are useless. Let me call a second dragon." Kai rubbed his forehead and took out another sword. But this time, he tossed the sword in the air and started chanting.

"Elemental spirit of wind, please help me as this stupid dragon is not enough to kill my enemies."

Suddenly, the wind started to blow at an incredibly fast pace and a tornado started building up.

Another deafening roar was heard and another dragon made its appearance. This dragon was an eastern dragon but this time, the dragon had no skin and only its bones formed its body.

"Oh frigging, come on! Are you even dragons or just some extremely large lizard?! One dragon doesn't have wings and the other one doesn't have skin. Great, just great." Kai, once again, started massaging his forehead. Both the dragons looked at him as if this was his fault which, of course, was his fault.

"What are you waiting for? Just kill them." Kai gestured his hand towards the group of inner court disciples, who were trembling with fear.

The dragons looked at each other and released two deafening roars, which some might interpret as a thirst for blood.

But in reality, the real conversation was something like this -

Earth dragon - "I bet that I can kill more people than you can."

Wind dragon - "Oh yeah, whoever losses has to give the winner a massage."

Earth dragon - "Let the challenge begin."

And with that, both the dragons started slaughtering people.

The earth dragon raised some earth golem's to help him and killed people with his huge tail and claws while he stomped his feet on the ground and cracks ran through the ground and swallowed up disciples.

Whereas the wind dragon created tornadoes to kill the disciples. Cries of fear echoed throughout the stadium as the inner court disciples tried to avoid the attacks of the dragons.

But Kai had already created a barrier around him and the disciples, so they couldn't run. The rest of the sect watched this with eyes full of terror.

After 5 minutes, the entire stage was full of bodies, and rivers of blood were flowing everywhere.

The dragons roared once more and everyone thought that they wanted more blood. They were completely wrong.

Earth dragon - "Hahaha. I killed 401 cultivators whereas you killed 399. I won."

Air dragon - "That's only because you cheated by using those golems."

Earth dragon - "A victory is a victory. Now give me my massage."

The air dragon wanted to cry but no tears came as he was only a huge bone dragon. The air dragon wrapped himself around the earth dragon and started pressing his body against the earth dragon's skin.

"What the hell are you both doing?"

"Roar!"

"You are giving him a frigging massage! Oh, just disappear." Kai snapped his fingers and both the dragons disappeared.

"Now, listen to me carefully. I am going to lock myself up in my room and I will be under closed cultivation. If anyone tries to disturb me then you will die. And I am not going to kill you, a formation will do that for me. Do you understand?" Kai gazed at everyone in the audience.

Every single member of the sect, including the sect masters and elders, nodded their heads with enthusiasm.

"By the way, here take this pouch as compensation for all those lives I took." Kai said after a minute said and tossed a storage ring towards Riang.

"That ring contains a million spirit stones. Use it carefully. Sayonara." He added and snapped his fingers. Everyone present there entered a trance-like state and Kai wiped their memories about him summoning those dragons and the memories about his cultivation base.

This would help him in being hidden and would, thus, remove some extra drama from his life. He snapped his fingers once again and everyone broke out of their trance-like state. He then teleported himself back to his room.

"Does that ring really contains a million spirit stones?" Junjun asked in disbelief, as soon as Kai vanished.

Riang checked the contents of the ring and dropped it. She picked it up with a trembling hand and looked at Riang in shock.

"It contains 1.5 million spirit stones." She finally said and the entire stadium plunged into silence.

***

Kai teleported back to his room and he felt that he was going into slumber. But he was afraid of it.

So, instead, he transferred his consciousness inside a special formation he had created and let his body slump into unconsciousness.

He would be able to get back inside his body when his mental energy would be recovered. Kai's consciousness started cultivating and time passed.

***

After some time, according to him, only some time had passed. His consciousness returned to his body and he woke up.

"Well, that at least confirms who the elemental spirits in this world are." Kai muttered to himself.

Every world had different types of elemental spirits, some were the same, and some were different. A world might have 5 dragons as their elemental spirits or 4 lifelike reincarnations as elemental spirits. The elemental spirits could be anything.

But the mortal cultivation world's elemental spirits included, - starting from the continent on the top, The Black Turtle of North, The White Tiger of West, The Vermillion Bird of South, The Azure Dragon of East, and The Yellow Dragon of Center. Kai had summoned the Azure and Yellow Dragons.

"Well, I guess I should go and fulfill my promise with Mia, Nezuko, and the others." Kai cast out any thoughts about anything else and left his room.

But little did he know, that his assumption that little time had passed, was wrong.