God and wishes

[Hey]

"WHAT THE FUCK" Ichigo screamed

[Woah dude calm down] the old said

"CALM DOWN?? WHAT WOULD YOU'RE AN 18 YEAR OLD DUDE WHO JUST GOT HIT BY 2 TRUCKS AND WAKE UP AND SEEING AN OLD MAN WITH HIS BALLS SAGGED TO THE GROUND??"

[I would.... Calm down?]

"..."

[Aight whatever let just get down to bussiness]

"Bro please, don't do it man, I'm barely legal."

[..]

[No I'm not gonna rape you, you fucking dumbass]

"you're not? "

[Hel- *cough* heavens no, I'm god, don't you dare think of some unholy shits in my presence]

"Aight whatever you say dude"

Ignoring his comment God continues

[Aight so here's the plan, you will be able to be reincarnated into the world of your choice with your memory and also with 7 wishes, at first I was gonna give you 3 but someone named uhh " Au thor sa ma..? " insisted that I give you 4 more.]

(A/N: NYAHAHAHAHA)

"Oh thats it? so its just like going on a vacation?"

[YUP]

"alright cool, so the world I want to reincarnate myself into is the world of Haikyuu as Hinata Shoyo's twin brother"

"wait can I have some time to think about the wishes??"

[Yeh sure dude]

----

[Yo you done yet]

"yeah, okay so heres my wishes:

1. I want my new body to have great agility, at least 180 cm in height at my max height, and always be healthy

2. I want the ability instant mastery

3. I want Kise's Perfect Copy (A/N: is it the same thing? im not sure so im adding it)

4. I want have full mastery of the 3 types of Haki

5. I want to be ambidextrous

6 i want my instinct to cope with my Observation Haki

The last wish... Ichigo stop for a moment before smirking and opening his mouth

"I want my brother Hinata Shoyo to to also have a natural talent in defense like me"

[Very well, hope you have fun] God said with a smile

"I will"

[Alright hope you're ready]

"r-ready for.. the rebirth??" Ichigo asked nervously, sensing something ominous

[Nope that comes after]

"huh?"

*HONK* ( Ichigo - kun i hope you're ready~)

Before Ichigo got the chance to run Truck - kun rush to him and send to the world of Haikyuu

*To be continued*