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As soon as they returned, they were scolded by Olivia and Natasha. Of course, Thea wasn't scolded. She instead ran to see her favourite person, her grandpa. She was at this point closer to him than Medusa and Loki.

Alexander had Zulrak's daughter, Erika, in his arms and was playing with her. She was just a few months old.

"Yaaa..." She made noises while Alexander tickled her softly.

"GRANDPAAA..." Thea came running and climbed onto his lap and sat beside Erika.

Alexander wrapped his other arm around her, "So, did my Thea miss me?"

"Yes... very much. But I also had so much fun." She started telling him everything from the start. Alexander also patiently listened, even though he knew everything. This was a curse with Omniscience. You know everything. There are not many people who could really surprise him.

After that, they had dinner. There, Alexander told everyone about the progress.

"Dobby, we will soon be leaving this world. All universes are already at 90 per cent. I have been holding on from going all this time. Recently I found I could do this." Alexander revealed.

"How long do you think before we have to jump into the war?" Dobby inquired.

Alexander smiled, "We are already at war, Dobby. Saitama is already taking over Zulrak's territory now."

*Sigh*

"So it's all coming to an end, ha?" Olivia spoke.

"Yes, after all this, I'm going to retire and spend time with my family," Alexander replied.

"YAYY, we will play every day then..." Thea exclaimed, making everyone chuckle.

...

Alexander went out to meet the Grand Priest. He was a very high ranking person after all. Alexander had a talk with him about the future of this multiverse and advised some steps that would ensure these Gods of Destruction and Supreme Kai will stay in line.

After that, he returned to Earth to meet his Z warriors. All of them used to stay at the lookout so he went there.

But, to Alexander's surprise, he found a ruckus going on there.

"I'm telling you, Hats. That Korin is fake. There is a guy on the other side." Ajax talked to Hats.

"Stop bothering me... I am busy." Hats argued.

"Come on, you know that's not true. Give me your phone and I will prove it to you." Ajax claimed.

"Really? Okay, do it then. If your claim turns out to be false, I will take tax from you." Hats said.

"Sure," Ajax shrugged.

He immediately called on the phone number Hats was chatting with. Soon, everyone started hearing rings.

"Oh, my Korin is nearby." Hats exclaimed excitedly.

Ajax meanwhile looked for the origin of the sound. He looked around and soon found a phone hidden inside a jar. It was ringing.

"HATS, I found the phone," Ajax shouted.

Hats excitedly came to him and tried to take the phone. But Ajax defended it. "No, let me see who owns it."

After that, Ajax opened the gallery of the phone. There, he found lots of selfies. When he saw whose phone it was, Ajax immediately fell to the ground and started laughing while beating the floor.

"BWAHAHAHAHA... oh... ahahahaha... my stomach hurts. Hats, you got fooled. You got fooled big time. Oh man... hahaha..."

Everyone was confused by the overreaction. They could not understand, who could it be to make it sound so funny.

Immediately, Krillin picked up the phone and looked. He too had the same reaction and rolled on the floor, laughing.

Hats, being frustrated. Decided to check it himself. He picked it up slowly and looked.

There was a sudden silence as everyone looked at his face. Hats seemed frozen.

"-_-"

*CRACK*

Suddenly, the phone cracked under his paw. Then he looked at one person there and roared, "POPO, YOU BASTARD! I WILL KILL YOU..."

"Bwahahaha... X10..." Alexander and the rest also started laughing loudly, making Hats angrier.

He immediately teleported beside Popo and grabbed his neck, "WHY DID YOU DO IT?"

Popo seemed not scared or shocked, "I was told to do it. By the Great Divine Dragon God, Ragnarok."

Hats let Popo go. His eyes turned fiery red. "THAT LIZARD... I WILL TAKE ALL HIS GOLD AWAY... by the way, I already knew it was a guy on the other side, I was also fooling around."

*Poof* He vanished.

Alexander decided to deal with this later. He needed to talk to the Z fighters before.

"Goku, Vegeta, you two have been training for a while now. I have talked to Saitama to come here and train with you later. I want you two to go all out and maybe, you can help me in the future. Of course, I will help you with everything to get stronger.

"I will be leaving for a long time now, I have some duties I must address," Alexander announced.

"You got it, old man." Goku cheerfully agreed.

"We will do our best, sir." Vegeta formally replied.

"Haha, okay." Then Alexander went to Gohan.

"Gohan, you have the power to be the strongest. Even more so than these two, because they lack a brain. You, on the other hand, have everything. So, all the best." He cheered him on and ruffled his hair.

After that, it was time for him to leave. He didn't need to meet Zeno as Zeno could come to him anytime. Whis also had found a new candidate for God of Destruction so there was no worry there either.

The candidate was none other than cheerful and good, Majin Buu. He was controllable so Whis only needed to feed him and Buu would follow his instructions.

...

Phixheim,

Alexander quickly headed to find Hats and Ragnarok. They were not there. So he went to Dracheim. There, he found the two.

Hats was, after all, the god of chaos, he could do anything. What Alexander found made him laugh too much. Hats had eaten more than half of Ragnarok's gold mountain.

Hats had also gotten too fat now, like a pufferfish. "Hehe, say goodbye to your gold. You dared to prank me?"

Ragnarok angrily punched Hats' huge belly, but to no avail. "Hats, this is cheating. For a prank, you can only reply with a prank. This is stealing."

"No, this is a live prank. I don't go behind other's back like you, you scheming old lizard." Hats retorted.

"Fine, I will do a C-section then. I will have my gold, one way or another." Ragnarok angrily took out his sword.

"Hahaha, good luck." Hats laughed and vanished.

*POOF*

"Where did he go?" Ragnarok immediately looked for him everywhere in the solar system. He was nowhere.

Alexander chuckled, he knew where Hats was, "He is outside, in some strange world."

"You know? Where is he, Alex?" Ragnarok asked.

But Alexander shrugged his shoulders, "I will not get between your fights. You started it, so you it yourself. I'm leaving, I have some work to do."

"Come one, I will pay you in gold." Ragnarok negotiated.

"Haha, I don't take bribes." Alexander ignored.

Ragnarok clenched his teeth, "Dammit, I will find him sooner than later."

...

In some random Universe,

Hats fell on the ground like a huge football. "Mewouthafucker... I ate too much. But it was worth it... hehe... now, where am I?"

He looked around, and only saw a jungle. In the air, he could feel some kind of energy. So he knew that there was magic or something in this world.

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