Chapter 353: 100 Ways to Write Death

The game is difficult or difficult, but it is fun!

　　The dazzling blacksmithing of "Ding Ding Ding Ding" makes people excited and emotional, but dying in various ways and suffering constantly is also a great joy of (watching) the game, just like that sentence, pain and happiness!

　　Players have never lacked a sense of humor. Not long after the release of "Sekiro", a big guy made a MOD, which can replace the word "death" that appears on the head of the game with "vegetable" or "white gift". ", making the death scenes look comical.

　　There are video authors who also collected the death scenes of various anchors, and made a collection of fancy deaths, full of laughter!

　　At the beginning of the video is Kuro's famous line: "Even if you lose once and risk your life, you will definitely save the master. That is, my ninja." It

　　fully expresses his trust in the wolf!

　　But next.

　　Anchor A stood in front of a tunnel with a helpless voice: "Every time you say, the next boss is difficult, the next boss is difficult, starting from hitting a hot woman yesterday, feeling that she died inexplicably, and then hitting the big monkey, After playing three times, they are all cold. I run the map so hard every time, isn't it just to find an opponent? I want to ask a question, is this boss the strongest in the game?

　　If so, then I don't think I want to play Because the difficulty is not enough, I really don't think this boss is difficult enough. I'm not bragging, I've beaten him for a while. His moves are too easy to see through."

　　"Haha!"

　　"Brother, you are inflated!"

　　"Prepare for a face slap . !"

　　After bragging, he rushed into the burning Buddhist hall from the tunnel, and in front of him was the adoptive father of the wolf, Xiao.

　　Shuriken start, whoosh!

　　Xiao Xiao bounced off the knife, leaned over and rushed up, waving the long knife left and right, filling the wolf's posture slot in two seconds, unable to move.

　　"Bang!" As the

　　long knife slashed, a firecracker was thrown, and the wolf lay directly on the ground amid the huge roar and light.

　　Spike!

　　A barrage of "vegetables" floated past.

　　"It's running smoothly, does it hurt, brother?"

　　"Foster father: I'm not bragging, but I didn't hurt him."

　　"Your dad is still your dad!"

　　Anchor B, standing on the roof, looked at the man below wearing a pair of crotch pants, Brother Sledgehammer, who looks like a sumo wrestler, is very tangled: "I think about what to do, but I can't beat it! I finally got rid of these soldiers! I'm afraid I'll die and hit hard!

　　" A line, mocking: "You coward!"

　　Anchor B is still hesitating: "Is there a Buddha statue nearby? I want to save it first!"

　　"Do you want to be a coward for a lifetime, or a real hero for five minutes?

　　" After a long time, the wolf finally jumped up from the roof and jumped in front of Brother Sledgehammer... with a knife.

　　A full two positions away!

　　This knife smashed into the air, and the anchor B also hurriedly wanted to flee back, but Brother Sledgehammer had already raised the sledgehammer, knocked it down, and smashed him to the ground.

　　"Eat me a hammer!"

　　"Give it for nothing!"

　　"Hahahaha sorry, only one second."

　　Monkey Mountain, anchor C.

　　There's a bunch of monkeys here,Squealing and screaming, ordinary monkeys have brown fur, and one of the leaders has white fur and holds two knives.

　　While cleaning up the little monkeys, anchor C jumped between the rocks to avoid the attack of the white monkeys, and kept taunting: "You have another monkey and monkey grandson for me to kill, is it uncomfortable? Hey, another one, in front of you Is it uncomfortable to be killed in the face?"

　　After cleaning up the little monkeys, he finally faced off against the white monkey.

　　The white monkey can not only stand up and chop, but also run and jump on all fours. When attacking, it flies far away like a praying mantis, jumps down with its two knives, and when it retreats and dodges, it lies on the ground like a toad, and it jumps with two hits. far away.

　　Sometimes when dodging the wolf's sword, his body falls to the ground weakly and boneless. When he gets up, he looks like a tumbler, his body swaying greatly from side to side, and his movements are extremely ghostly and swift, full of the cunning and agility of beasts.

　　Later, I used the lines of the anchor monkey with a bit of a Tianjin accent to dub the white monkey, without any sense of disobedience!

　　"Heh, you can't hurt my blood at all." The

　　white monkey twisted his body and swung his two knives, while flexibly jumping back: "Sweep a drop of peeps! (Monkey language)"

　　"I can't wait until now! Eh! Yo shit (beaten up), three knives, three knives (counter-attack), swish swish swish

　　swish swish swish (crazy left and right slashing), go! Pinch hehe~ This is a hustle." The shower-like attack cut him down, and lay directly on the ground.

　　White Monkey Sword Saint, how can it be a false name!

　　"66666!"

　　"What do you mean, brother?"

　　"I still don't have enough strength!"

　　"This wave of Tianxiu!"

　　Anchor D, at the beginning of the game, at the beam under the bridge.

　　There's a monster that looks like a mushroom at first glance, but it's actually a dwarf wearing a hat.

　　D had just played the game and was not very proficient in the operation. He was jumped up by the dwarf monster and slashed with a dagger. He wanted to jump and dodge, but he jumped outside the beam in a panic, fell off the bridge, and screamed in panic. Get up: "Hey~~~~~"

　　bia!

　　He fell into the shallow river under the bridge, the blood tank almost bottomed out, but he was still alive!

　　Anchor D escaped from death and just stood up, but turned his head and saw a large green lizard behind him. He jumped up in fright!

　　"It scared me to death, what is this thing? Where did I fall?" The

　　lizard scurried under the wolf's feet, and D became a little wary: "What are you doing, you won't attack me too?

　　"

　　The lizard suddenly opened its mouth and bit the wolf's butt!

　　Then he ran away quickly, turned to look at the wolf, and slowly knelt down in the river.

　　"Hahaha, this is too bad!" "I laughed so hard, this is the first time I saw a 　　lizard

　　bitten to death!"

　　"Everything is in Wang Jian's calculations!"

Valley, the elite monster snake-eyed white vine, countless players died here!

　　Snake-eyed White Vine is wearing a brown cloak and holds a bazooka-like iron rod in his hand. Some players at said that fighting this elite monster is harder than fighting Mrs. Butterfly!

　　Anchor E, went up to chop chop chop, was blocked by Bai Teng waving the iron rod, and then suddenly raised the iron rod, "Bang" is a shot!

　　The wolf jumped back in the air, was shot in the chest, and half of the blood was gone.

　　"I got up, it's been a shot and a second, what can I say?"

　　"WDNMD, it's really for nothing?"

　　E said calmly: "This kind of indifferent, it will pass sooner or later, it was just a knife away."

　　Flying to the Valley of the Fall, I was about to grab a tree with my claws, "Bang"!

　　Fall into the abyss.

　　The passionate bgm, Bai Teng stepped on the rhythm every time he shot, and the atmosphere was extremely bloody, like a collection of kills in a shootout game!

　　boom! boom! boom!

　　The wolf was in midair, dodging and attacking, and was sprayed down by Bai Teng's domineering shot countless times!

　　"ESS!"

　　"OHHHHHHHH!"

　　"Crazy stepping!" "

　　I've been playing this elite for two hours, and I haven't played it yet!" At the

　　end of the video, a player commented: "Sekiro was released and cried with joy. Fearless. Long Yin has two lives and thinks he is invincible. Goodbye to the elite, desire to compare high and low. Sword, light and sword shadow, weeping and crying. Spending money to buy crime, I am a fool. There is one last word, please keep in mind, Wang Jian, old thief, mud Ma Mai criticized. "